"I am too busy to be in love with you" - Assassins ( this made Jen B. and I laugh)
"You make me smile! Superb blog btw. Although you really should express that I wasn't really high...I don't want to be the resident drug addict of your friends!" -
Marci Williams
* So, to clarify she wasn't really high. But, the way she explained it made
me smile and laugh.
"Were newly weds, 12 years"-LOVE this. That is the way it is supposed to be.
"You might as well take out your computer because there is a lot coming." -Erika
I adore you.
"Let's start back at the Baker Street night"-Melanie V.
"Hansel?" - Kacy
"Pencil" -Me
"I thought you had a friend named Hansel it was going to make me so happy"-Kacy
"I don't want to but, I have to because you beat me with logic" - Jenna
"By the way Josh has a receding hair line like the bat symbol and so we call him batman"-Erika and Melanie
By the way...I do not actually think I am fat. I think that this is not the most attractive picture. Thanks Joe.
"This is our adventures in the life of dating"-Melanie
"It's cougar city and manther town -Melanie
"Can I have a lunch, dinner, or drinking option whenever I am in town?"-me
"Maybe this is a big bluff. You know she does date a poker player. - Tara
"This is true" - Me.
"Word of the day: Indelible" - Marci
"What, do I look fertile to you?"
"Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same" - The Fray All At Once
Some things I cannot change. I need to learn to understand and be okay with that.
"I probably wont see you before you go to California" - Tara
(Weird look-Phillie and Hillary)
"I mean Colorado"-Tara
"I had not made any bad decisions in a long time. So, I decided I should make some."-Marci
"That means you're welcome in car talk" - Tara
"You have to move back to keep Kacy in line" - Marci's father Whom I Adore
"I love you"
"I know"
"700,000 miles, no just 7,000 miles that's more than the circumference of the earth"-Kacy
Yeah, I am quick.
(I cringe over salt cookies)
"I wish I could quote your face right now" - Tara
Decision tree comes in handy again.
"The bagel needs to come off my dashboard" - Kacy
"Darling you don't have to"-Marci
"I know I don't"-Me
"Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living." - Jonathan Safran Foer
"She has long Bambi legs" - Tara
"Even on CSI when they do who, who, who, who!"-Tara
“All I know he is my white picket fence.” - Miss. Christine Goldman
I just remembered I did that in HighSchool...I was trouble.
Jeff Gayle we were trouble.
"I will let you use it don't pout your lips" - Tara
I know good hiding places :)
"This one was not made from sugar, but salt" - Tara
I may have had my first shot.
I am in love with the movie Definitely Maybe....it is so good.
International Pog Federation
"Jake
I have a very troubled past...
Hillary
mmmmhmmm...
I am not sure I believe that
Jake
Those were dark times...
I was addicted to cartoons. I would watch 2 or 3 every day.
I was so distant from my family. I wouldn't talk to them for sometimes upwards of a half an hour!
I was such a nerd at 16.
I was such a nerd at 16.Book club.
Comic books.
No friends.
Hillary
Mmmmhmmmm...those do sound like dark times"
"Are you sure about that?"-Me
(without hesitation) "Yes" - Tara
On the Phone...
"So, I don't actually have plans. In fact, I am completely free. She just wont let me come" - Mike( Kacy's British Boyfriend) I by the way forgot he was British until he began to speak.
"He doesn't understand that I need a girls night out" -Kacy
I feel a little bad about that.
ICE at Gaylord Palms here we come!
"This is denial. Not confusion denial"-Melanie
You are presuming a lot of things......
"When the most thought out part of your outfit is your face painting...." - Tara
Yeah...I get that a lot.
"Did Lou win?"
"Dance with me, and than well watch the movie" my father to my mother. CUTE.
"HighSchool was easier...no one was in love with me than"-Kacy (she lies)
"We can talk about her if you stay"-me
"Heres the key Hillary"-Melanie
My mothers laugh makes me smile really big.
"Be a nerd, and then you have tons of time to practice! That'll be the title of my guitar instructional book someday." -Jacob Goldman
You should not stay with someone just because its comfortable.
"Just accidentaly elbow her and apologize, than your in"
"Are you really mad about this Phillie?" - Me
"No, I am just trying to find it" - Phillie (again I know good hiding places)
"Melanie is talking to these three dudes and one of them has hiccups"-Erika
"Where's the video?" - Me
"Right there! Don't you see the BIG play button?"-Tara
"Phillie, you will like this and Joe will be scared"-Me
"I told him to make shadow puppets"-Erika (at the bar)
"I don't even know how to make a decision tree it involves statistics"
"Did you ever read Oh The Places You'll Go? You know where they just hang out and don't make a decision, well that's your place in the book you should read it"-Erika
YAY for YPT Tour!
"Rob
we may have to go to Disney
Hillary
Um, I am not sure that is going to happen
and, by not sure I mean I don't think it is"
"Because I cant ride a bike" - Phillie
"He's ____, he's____, he's ____, he's ____. He's got a lot going for him." -Kacy
"I had to go hunting for food" - Aunt Elizabeth (referring to the grocery store)
"Sonar!"
"Manther"
"He even told me his last name so we could be actual friends"-Melanie
"The bouncer threw a snowball at these two drunk girls"-Erika
"That's just not true"-Melanie (You Melanie are right)
This story keeps getting better....
Four months, I am not slightly okay with that. I will never be.
Unbelievable.
"No one will know and by no one will know I mean, they might know." — me
"Chase" -Melanie
"Who's Chase?"- Me
"Blue eyed Hicup boy"- Melanie and Erika
"I always kinda thought he was a creeper, but he is Scottish so it makes up for it"-Erika
This is hard.
"I have only voted once. And, this homeless guy ruined my very patriotic experience" -Kacy
So, Bret has to approve...its the rule.
Joe Vatter we are friends for a lot of reasons. One being that you call me out on my crap. Also, you make me laugh.
"I don't think that you've seen it....just putting that out there"-Kacy
It breaks my heart.
"Can you move back and be my friend" - Christine.
"Not, now but yes, and I am your friend" - me
"Can you get Jack off so that Dakota can sleep there" - Forrest Yeah.....this was said....
"Were like best friends seriously were like BFF's"- Joe
"As an assentive for you and your aunt to drive safe I want you to remember one thing.... Ben and Jerry's buy one get one free"-Uncle Mike
"Let's google it. I mean let's gap it."
The glass is half full.-Thanks for reminding me Uncle Mike.
"Why am I taking pictures of my thumb? I must be drunk"-Kacy
I am going to miss the little things.
"We're Americans. We come first, other people come last."-Sarah Palin Fanatic (Joe added Republican to this, I removed it. It just rubbed me the wrong way. Let's just say they were a Sarah Palin fanatic)
"I Know"-Marcellee Williams
"Maybe he'll just dent it a little bit"-Melanie
"Do you know whats so sad? We are leaving tomorrow and Sarah Palin is going to be here"-Joe Vatter
You are unbelievable.
"If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck" - Jenna
"The ducks usually the last to know"-Bret
"You drove by his house?"-Melanie
Yeah, he is kinda fantastic.
Yeah, okay.
My biggest pet peeve might be having a conversation where the other person does not respond....uhuh.
"So Hillary Drew, what are you turned on by?"-Marci
"Ha" -Me
“It’s the kind of thing that makes me want to take an ice cream scoop and scoop my brains out” - Miss. Christine Goldman
Yeah. I may have hung up on you.
I think about you daily. You know this.
"I am not allowed to date losers anymore, because I cant bring them around Coley"-Erika.
"Kacy wants to steal boys inocencesssss"-Marci
Electric Blue Lemonade.... Mmmmm artificially colored and flavored beverage.
"That's what directors do"- Bret
(Jenna looking offended)
"Your the exception" - Bret
(Jenna still giving him a look)
"I can win this argument with logic (includes a motion that must always be used when logic is said)" - Bret
Its hard to think about what might have been. It's not healthy. Because, it was never to be. It was not supposed to be. It happened the exact way it was meant to. I have to believe that.
"And, I promise I am not into whips. On most nights"-Marci
"There were absolutely no people! That's what lights are for!" - Joe Vatter
"I just love to listen to British people talk"
I hear that you marry your father...I have always heard this. But, I find it purely crazy.
"Is this a J-O-K? (giant pause) E?"-Joe Vatter
"Whoops"-Kacy
"Have you seen definitely maybe?" -me
"no, lol" - Ben
"hmmmm...I just decided I love it" -me
"Is it a movie about you?"- Ben
"I can totally see you wearing this" -Marci
"Well, I think its terribly ugly. So, thank you for thinking it looks like me" -me
"I took the tempera pedic and put it on the futon and now its extra comfy" - Aaron (One of the little bigger than me brothers)
I hope it's my turn.
"I think you have just been sleeping with the wrong girls"-Kacy
"Grandma you're scaring the heck out of me!" - Me in the middle of the night ( I don't have any recollection of this)
"This is not a tooth! Signed The Tooth Fairy"
"Warning, this might fall apart but, might be worth it"-Leiv
"I got declared non- tone deaf" - Bret
So, I may have changed my mind.
"Poor boys"-Kacy
Only in Colorado is there snow on one side of the street.
“It’s not like I want to take a dagger to my heart or anything. I just want to scoop my brains out like ice cream” - Miss. Christine Goldman
I am not judgmental.
"Are you allowed to quit one of these organizations or is it like a cult?" - kid in class referring to Theatre Unions.
It seems like as soon as I begin to be okay with it. Something happens.
So, apparently my family has weird sleeping things:
- First they dream things that end up coming true. This has happened multiple times with multiple members.
- Also, they talk in their sleep sometimes, and in fact sort of sleep walk.
I heard a story this week that I had never heard. Apparently my Aunt and Uncle were in Miami and my uncle woke up to a face full of water. He said "why did you do that?" She responded with "you were coughing I was trying to give you some water" Yep-This could be me in a few years.....
"I remember things good, and I forget things good too" - Aaron
"That's what these boys do. BAM! They blow into your life and they F*** everything up. That's what boys do. There's a nice girl let's screw with her head"-Kacy
"It has a little antenna and hot sauce eyes"-Melanie and Erika
"I am just really stressed about the bake sale"
Dakota looks so healthy. But, at the same time she has started to look older and, it is making me sad.
"I don't think I am that hardcore"
"That's a jewelry commercial? That was so weird" - Aunt Elizabeth
"You cant light pigs on fire. That's mean."
The no boys night did not work out that way...
Yeah, we eat pie. Pies of all kinds. Come one come all. Pie!
"Frogs on Hogs" - Really?
"To take another woman's escort"
"Well, you did not take me, I took you"
Statement of the night... "Oh, boys"
"Don't be afraid to take risks that could be worth everything"-Leiv
So someone I know, who may not need glasses, might have gone to the store to purchase an eyeglass repair kit in order to fix the glasses he doesn't need. So, he can wear them to the airport to look like he didn't even try but, still look good.
"I have the hiccups like you wouldn't believe. Except you would because you're here" - Ashley Willsey
"That's totally my moms cult"-Kacy
"Your moms cult?"-Marci
"Yeah, my moms in a cult it's mostly a good cult."-Kacy
"If I wore this would you still be my friend" -Me
"Yes, but you would have to marry rich and move to Texas" - Marci
"Is this ours or the dogs food?"-Dad U-huh, the dogs eat people food in my house.
"There goes my college fund because my moms in a cult"-Kacy
"Can I call him pretty" - me
"Well he was born in a closet and he does have a dress" - Bret
"A Gown" - Jenna (referring to his Baptism gown)
"That is on the list of always happens"-me
"It's not Bret-t-t just Bret"-Bret
“I do not pity kiss”
"It was just a kid he bit. But, they had two or three so it's okay."-Melanie
"I bet you have never cheated, or stole anything, or jaywalked".
"I am sorry for distracting you. Making you like me. Kissing you. Wasting your precious time"-Leiv
"gonna tell you all a story
about a girl who's just informed me
that all she needs to love me
is a quiet peaceful day"
"I forgot to give him the apple pie, I am a terrible suito girlfriend"-Melanie
"Um, that wasn't obvious"-me
If you made it all the way through I am impressed....or worried for you. Let's see what tomorrow brings. I am ready.
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