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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

"But sugar don’t be forgettin’ what you already know..."

"You didn't place the fruit in the fruit bowl. I had too."-Benjamin Rush


Theatre kids make me smile.


NPR you are my favorite.


Olive soup....yum :)


I am just going to agree with you from now on....


There is a cartoon...really?


"Kinda"


"He looks me up and down like he knows what time it is like he's got my number like he thinks it's his he says, call me, miss difranco, if there's anything i can do i say, it's mr. difranco to you ♫


Just do it....Nike ad and what you should do. Really what we all should do.


Chocolate how I love thee...


Life doesn't have guarantees...and, how boring would it be if it did.


Dont leave me waiting just because...so not cool.


"Because I am Ben Rush look at my scar"-Ben Rush


All I can do is hug you. I am sorry.


I will be working Jimmy Jacked into my normal conversations again...I do no know why it has not been used a lot recently....


"Delightful"


"Yeah...crazy...psh..."-Ben Rush


Yes, I am a rule follower.


We are quite similar.


Development....


That was a different reaction than I was expecting.


“To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism- it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere.”

—Conan in his last monologue.


I am so ready...


"You are an adult"-Mrs. Rush (yeah I guess so....somedays I agree others I am not so sure.)


Avoiding saying it out loud does not change it.


Can I just be teaching already? Please...


I am not sure how I feel about that...


"But rather than let chance take me, I'll take a chance."


"But, you probably just want to finish your coffee without some creepy guy staring at you"


So, I am really proud of you.


Yeah, I might have left a ridiculous rambling voice mail message...and, I meant every word of it.


The world takes you where it takes you...


"So I just figured out that my roommate is from Willmette Illinois when I was singing megan and kevin"-Marci


Gentleman


"I am too busy to fall in love with you"


I am in need of some Penne Rosa...It may have been months....yikes.


"In my long career, I’ve played so many extraordinary women that I’m basically getting mistaken for one."-Meryl Streep


Joe Vatter you and I and jean shopping soon.


I think that you have to be friends first to pursue a romantic relationship. So, why do people stop the possibility of a relationship for fear of lost friendship? A friend and I had this conversation recently. What are your thoughts? I get that it is scary...but, it could also be so worth it...right? And, if it doesn't work out why cant people be adults about it and stay friends? Because there was obviously something there that you liked in the first place.


"You know, I've got spots... Mind if I've got stripes, too?"


I miss you like crazy.


I forgot what that was like.


Wrong Jen...oops.


"There are people like my gramma who think that love comes in a box with simple easy to use two part instructions"


"...who loved me like rocking chairs on front porches in the dirty south in the middle of a rainstorm. Some love is like tidal waves earth shattering and great, some like storm clouds, like sunbeams, and yeah grandma like F***ing rainbows"


If you do not like Olives well be friends.


"I love Jenna's quotes about you being a vixen and having a little slut just waiting to get out!

(It's so true!)"-Peter (awful)


You are unbelievably amazing. I wish you knew.


Flabbergasted is a wonderful word. I feel the need to always use it.


Thanks for being so incredible. I am so glad your in my life.


Penguins make me smile.


“Im wondering if i have dragged this on long enough? I really didnt need "20"....its just what you always do...lol”-Ben Rush

“what?”-me

“I just said that to you because you always say it to me. lol.

ummmmm, two can play this game”-Ben Rush (How rude)


"Your not catholic that kind of problematic"-Jen Bonner


Snafu awesome word....


"Did I ever tell you a little known fact about cows?"-Uncle Mike


I am sure I will...


I am feeling inadequate and I am not happy about it.


I do have high expectations....


**Tara poetically describes this red headed girl who walks past her**

"Do you like her?"-Tara

"You can have her"-Cole


"Why are girls so confusing? Why don't they just flat out tell you how they feel?"-Rob Mobley

"Why are boys so confusing? Why don't they just flat out tell you how they feel?"-me

(It works both ways Mr. Mobley)


So, my voice may be super high...


I am going to need to marry someone who wears bow ties and suspenders.


I believe in you.


Phillie would you please blog soon....Actually can everyone blog soon...humph....Ben....


I am not so sure if that is really the way it is.


"You've made a lasting impression"


I need more hot tea in my life. Seriously it has been lacking recently.


"If someone says that im not cultured, i will shove this in their faces"-Rob Mobley


Sometimes, I am so that girl...


"Yeah, a little bit. Not much, its just charred"-Ben Rush


Apparently were connected...craziness.


Yeah, I will be around. That is the plan.


"You square all the corners, I straighten the curves"

You are so not adventurous.

"I know your type

(Your type)

Boy, you're dangerous

Yeah, you're that guy

(That guy)

I'd be stupid to trust

But just one night couldn't be so wrong

You make me wanna lose control"


That is going to happen more and more...and it freaks me out a bit.


I enjoy you.


So, I met someone recently who had heard that I was "one of the nicest people you'll ever meet". Well first of all I think it is funny that that is how I was described. The second part of this conversation that was amusing was that this person said they don't like people like that...and they liked me so, apparently I am not all that nice.


Thats the game you just have to play...


"Let's just say some guy is gonna get a lot of good lovin'"-Peter (In a British Accent of Course)


Keith Olbermann I think you are brilliant.


I am constantly learning so much about myself...thank you all for being a part of that.


A clean computer screen is superb.


You are not less than.


Leg Pores....


"Everytime I read your blog I am reminded how awesomely funny I am"-Tara


Oklahoma!


"Cole and I have to hold hands to exercise"-Tara


You are more than people give you credit for.


I think I am getting much better at this chance taking stuff...and, it makes me happy.


How far is far?


"Fried Okra"

"Ewe"-me

"What it's a vegetable. Don't you like all vegetables?"-Tara


Apparently I was taking deeper digs than normal...I was unaware that I take digs...


"Just so you know there will be these pictures surfacing of me soon"-Tara


"I am trapped in a glass box of doom"-Justin


It's a Hard Knock Life in wheel chairs...interesting.


I think you should do what makes you happy. As, long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.


You so make me smile.


I am not sure it works that way...but, thanks.


"But sugar don’t be forgettin’ what you already know, That I could be the one to turn you on, We could be the talk across the town"


Lots of presuming.


I am proud of you.


Happy Birthday Andrea!


Yeah, that is a dinner portion of toast...


"I don’t have time for fate. I’m 26 and my mother needs grandchildren."

I think the good does make you more trouble.

Apparently I am very diplomatic. But, "genuinely" so...hmmm.


Stop having good status's.


Sometimes you don't make it to Italy but instead, Holland...and, that is okay.


I am not a dirty soul. You said it and I believed you. I try to believe people.


Um, yeah...I am not sure that is the best plan ever.


Andrea said this "tara told me today

"you know you wouldnt even know hillary and ashley if it wasnt for me" and i said "and for that i thank you lol"

Till next time...

Saturday, January 16, 2010

"What? Your back? I wish you weren't here"

Sushi....not so bad. I would do it again.

"Troubleville population 2"-Jenna

Bubble baths....

"I dont know she may be knocked up by than"-Jenna

"I am not panicing I refuse to panic"-me

"Avon calling"-Aunt Elizabeth

"So, I grow on you like a fungus. But, only in your warm and sweaty places"-Jenna

This is me...

"I would appreciate that very much sir"-Benjamin Rush

"I kind of blame her for me being gay"-Ben

"Innocently sweet, awkwardly shy girl...she's a little vixen that one."-Jenna (apparently this is me ...so I was told)

He had to be related to Adam Pascal...had too.

***mischievous smirk*** Just a little one... :)

Too funny....

"You really do just find a special place to go to. It works"-Bret ( I am working on it)

"Like when the stay puff marshmallow man blew up at the end of Ghost Busters"-Jenna

Broken...maybe a bit but, everyone is.

"People usually hold tension in their pelvic area because its very gaurded. Not that I am saying you should not gaurd it"-Andrew Lewis

"Yeah, right your dreamin"-Jenna

I hope I get to see your painting.

So, this is cool..

But, even cooler...is this...its a little long but, read it. Its worth it.

"Hello New York Super Fudge Chunk and Big Love smile.tif Life is good"-me

"No, thats just because right now I can see four macs in a two foot radius of me and another 3 downstairs"-Jenna

That might have been a little uncomfortable but, in a good way.

"I am only as old as I feel and I feel 87"-Jenna
"Well, thats like the new 60 so..."-Benjamin Rush

It will work out the way it is supposed to. You cant mess it up.

"These things happen"-Aunt Elizabeth

"I want to learn how to weld"-me
"I want to learn how to play the ukulele"-Joe

"Hey girlies what if I married someone who smelled...would you still come to my wedding?"-me

"But, that is what we like about you Hillary Drew you are so cute and adorable on the outside but, somewhere in there is this tiny little slut just waiting to get out"-Jenna (yeah, I have great friends)

"no. now. its great"-Rob
"Well were watching project runway and I don't think the Scholl girls should listen to the shot song"-me
"OH NO THEY SHOULDN'T. too many birds flying"-Rob
"we shall wait"-me


"He's real sexy"-Ben


Your right. I am not that person, we are entirely different and we have entirely different life experiences.


"Which means we will have to change the name which I am okay with"-Jenna

"Gefilte"

":)\ :)"-me

"I like how you had to correct your smilie face"-Andrea


"Bret just told me that he thought that was getting so bad that he went to his special place FOR you! HA!"-Jenna

Well see....

Clarification and communication is superb.

"Recently started giving him her eye"-Person who shall remain nameless but, I thought it was super funny.

"I can't wait for you to live near us"-Jenna
"I cant wait either. Your some of my favorite people ever"-Me

So adorable I approve.

I don't think my name and "hot" go together...just saying.

"He took your rejection and is still standing"-Jenna
"He has taken a lot of rejection from me"-me
"I mean at this point rejection is what I expect"-Mr. Rush

"When i say you sucked my brains out the english translation is i am in love with you and it is no fun"-Ani


"Insert Appropriate Phrase Here"

I love that I can make that Coley laugh.

Your too cute. Seriously. It's problematic.

"I’ve been sleeping with the lights on
So if I wake in the night
Your picture is
clearly in sight"-The Starting Line

"you are a goof...chill out"-me
"lol now you sound like ben"-Andrea

"She flew to trouble, so she's just asking for it"-Mr. Rush

"It's the final push"

"yeah"-Rob Mobley

I don't know how you do not love it.

"Your getting nothin"-me

"But, really I just stayed for the down comforter"-Jenna

I am not the cheesiest person you know.

"Oh, crap now I have to say all of my funny stuff again"-Jenna

Mrs. Rush...you are kind of fantastic.

"I have loved many a gay theatre man in my life"-Jenna

"I wish I was Hillary Drew right now so that I could get a little notebook and write everything down"-Andrea Whitman

Really its that easy? Huh...

"What? Your back? I wish you weren't here"-Andrea Whitman (uh, thanks)

"This boy is trouble"-me
"And, she has known that since day one"-Ben Rush
"Well, she actually told me that about you"-Jenna

I don't really voodoo people...

"Thats a really good point. Maybe its me."-Jenna
"Maybe"-me
**Jenna Laughs**

That could be a deal breaker...

"...and wonderful"-Jenna

"So, one is talking and the other is giving me the non verbal communication of exactly the opposite"-Jenna

Yep, I know what I am doing.

"Yes, i'm proud of you for letting somebody care about you like that."-Peter (in a British accent of Course)

"What?!?! I thought thats what we do!"-Mr. Mobley

"Hillary"-Jenna
"Yeah?"-me
"I dont know I like your expressions"-Jenna

"you too!
me too!
Jesus too!
ghandi too!
ghengis too!
"stop it"-me
"moses too!"-Rob

"Just keep buffing those edges"-Jenna

"How am I supposed to get my scoop when neither of you will tell me"-Andrea Whitman

"It makes me want to sing What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man to you"-Jenna

Gabe is funnier than David.

"youre giving me nothing"-Rob Mobley

"Snap, crackle, pop"-Ben Rush (in song form)

I am flattered...I think.

"So, your never going to call me Ben?"-Ben Rush (Doubt it)

"hahhahahah. I still got it"-Rob
"You still got it"-me

Seriously comfortable. That means a lot.

"That joke just died"-Jenna

Flowers...hmm.

"Do you mean "work" or "work"-Jenna

"Your silence speaks VOLUMES :)"-Miss. Willsey

"I was going to go to bed and write down all of my funny one liners for Ben tomorrow"-Jenna

So, I may cook...but, I don't make beds... :) ........ (I do make beds)

"I hope you did not totally besmirch the 'mountain'".-The Aunt Elizabeth

"Bret doesn't help anymore ever since Coley got the hair ball"-Jenna

Jenna you are trouble and a half.

"Your the first guy that I have ever first met in his bedroom"-Jenna

"You kinda need to meet him"-Ashley W. (yes I do.)

"Are you a visually oriented person? I knew it cause I could see you picturing it and thats when you got all awkward and put your head down"-Jenna

"Than I would be that mom who is going to the store and buying the little tester strips and they would be like 'oh, your a mom with a problem'"-Jenna
"Thats why well order them on amazon"-Bret
"It will come in a discreet box, just like your porn"-Jenna

Yep, trouble.

Dont look for signs, just be....

"Aunt Elizabeth, is it okay for the cousins and Hillary to have some chocolate?"-Solomon (yep cute)

hmmm.....

"I'm a whore to the quoted blog"-Jenna

"I hated 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.' If you tell one gay person I said that, I will deny it. I will." - Marc (Ugly Betty)

"Your a glutten for punishment. I mean you are the one who wanted to video chat, I am just sayin"-Bret

"It will be awkward and itchy for like 10 minutes but than you'll get over it"-Jenna

I think your right, actually I know you are.

"Coley,your pretty much adorable buddy. I kind of love you"-me

"Your closser than you think"-Jenna

"Do you want to know what the boy asked me today?"-Me

I am not so sure about naming ones child baby Carlos...just saying.

"Look this is me with twins"-Jenna

"I know I look 12 1/2"-me
"You look at least 14"-Bret

"I am going to have my hip replaced soon. Just cause I can. Because AARP will pay for it"-Jenna

"If I got to see their crotches they should at least be able to see your face"-Jenna

I'm not gonna lie I am kinda bummed.

"She's a great mentor"- Ben Rush
"Yeah, cause im a whore"-Jenna ( a married whore)

I cant decide if that is a cop out or not...

"I am blonde and breast feeding so there is no way I am going to remember any of this"-Jenna

Making others smile is a must...

"Bubbles first than bling"-Jenna

It's not from lack of options...I just make choices that are okay for me, that work for me.

“In this moment, capture it remember it”


Seriously I still miss you like crazy...I expect to always.


“You take my hand and drag me head first, fearless”


“Is Jackie in the car?”-Aunt Elizabeth


"Mom are we allowed to have hamburgers at our school?"-Jackie


"I would say you have father-figure issues and you just might want to seek counseling"-Willsey