"You are not exactly Superman, but you are awfully available."

"I was still right. I was just wrong too"-Forrest

"I think you are a normal human being"-Benjamin Rush (Um, thanks I think)

"Are you going to take the dogs for a walk?"-Dad

"No, I heard they were in trouble and were not allowed to go"-Me (with a smile, my father had been saying that all morning)

"I still took you places when you were bad"-Dad

I am in love with this song...

and, I have a couple of adorable friends in this video...

Erika you make me smile. You are pretty fantastic. Thank you.

"I never understood the idea of a pocket on a t-shirt. I mean I am going for casual and than you put a pocket on it"-Forrest

I am jealous...not fair.

"If somebody gave me this card, I would eat it. It’s-It’s these cards and the movies, and the pop songs…

They’re to blame for all the lies… and the heartache, everything. And we’re responsible. I’m responsible. I think we do a bad thing here. People should be able to say how they feel – how they really feel – not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths. Words like “love”… that don’t mean anything. Sorry. I’m sorry. I, uh – I quit. I’m – T

here’s enough bullshit in the world without my help."-500 Days of Summer

Apple pie ice cream is amazing. Not, as good as Lita's but pretty delicious.

"Yeah they eat at seven in the morning and seven at night, chicken and rice"-Dad (yep, my dogs eat homemade chicken, rice, and what my dad forgot to mention green beans)

"Like some spaghetti or something"-Dad

"Keep the spaghetti away from my cake"-Mom

So, I am kinda sad that I cant be at the laser tag extravaganza...it will have to occur again.

"Six months, thats it that is craziness"-me

"Yep"-My Mother

"Well, you were married within that amount of time"-Me (in fact about 5)

"That is true"-My Mother (This by the way has always been nuts to me. But, I have decided recently that deciding it's not okay to do that is in fact wrong. Because it sometimes works. Look at my parents. And, there should not be that many rules and regulations on love)

"So, we're not getting married but I have to get rid of my pants?"-He's Just Not That Into You

I think I offended.

"Did you see her neck? I don't know if you saw her neck. Were going back so you can see her neck"-Dan

"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?" ~Steve Jobs

So, I love Cat Stevens a lot...almost as much as James Taylor....almost.on upon my being. I

I am so ready for that...

"A bare stage is a sad thing, but it can give birth to so m

any new beginnings." -Julia Vatter

I am completely surprised by you right now.

Okay, so yes. I may have changed my mind on a few things that I had decided on. But, not in the way you may think.

"I think we should put something in there"-Dad

"Like what honey?"-Mom

"Like something that would spring up at them"-Dad

"I cant do that"-Mom

"Okay"-Dad

I love the mac boy. He is my favorite in He's Just Not That Into You. By the way...I think they should make a movie title She's Just Not That Into You...

White Christmas Quotes:

Bob Wallace: You don't expect me to get serious with the kind of characters you and Rita have been throwing at me, do you?
Phil Davis: Well, there have been some nice girls, too, you know.
Bob Wallace: Oh yeah, yeah. Like that nuclear scientist we just met out in the hall.
Phil Davis: All right, they didn't go to college. They didn't go to Smith.
Bob Wallace: Go to Smith? She couldn't even spell it.

Judy Haynes: [about Betty] Yesterday, she couldn't sleep. Today, she won't eat. She's in love.
Phil Davis: Well if that's love, somebody goofed.

Phil Davis: We like to take care of our friends.
Betty Haynes: But we're practically strangers!
Phil Davis: Uh, we like to take care of that too.
Betty Haynes: But I don't understand. Why are you doing this? I mean, what's in it for you?
Phil Davis: Forty-five minutes all to myself.

Judy Haynes: [after creating her phony engagement with Phil] Don't you think we ought to kiss or something?
Phil Davis: [Obviously nervous] Not until it's absolutely necessary.

Phil Davis: [sighs] I don't know what's going on, but he has that Rodgers and Hammerstein look in his eyes.
Betty Haynes: Is that bad?
Phil Davis: Not bad, but always expensive

Gen. Thomas F. Waverly: How could you have sent all my suits to the cleaners?
Emma Allen: [laconically] You only have two.
Gen. Thomas F. Waverly: Well then I would think t

hat you'd send them one at a time.

Judy Haynes: [to Phil] You are not exactly Superman, but you are awfully available.

A-freaking-dorable seriously.

I like you.

Are you trying to make me sad?

"Arg...If you want to play to win you have to play by the rules" -Lies I tell you.

What is the deal?

Five months is not okay....one is not okay...its just not okay.

I would have absolutely given you the look....

"See Tara, this is why you and I need to find amazing soul-mates and have adoreable kids, so we can do stuff like this!"-Ashley W.

I may have shocked you. But, you in fact shocked me as well...

"I don't know how anybody survives in this

life without someone like you."

"I wanted to say that I loved you but I knew too soon too strong

This is the ride Im on "-Magnolia Street (Catie Curtis)

"Robin is better than the girl of my dreams. She's real."-500 Days of Summer

Seriously don't make yourself crazy. If you like the boy call him, tell him, don't put it all on him. Don't play games. I don't get the games. Just be honest.

DON'T talk about me anymore....thank you.

"Ashley

See? This is "shirt night" payback ,lol

Hillary

Huh? Shirt night? A night is titled "shirt night"? Payback?"

"Colour my life with the chaos of trouble"-Belle & Sebastian

"Can we open one at midnight?"-Aaron

(mom laughs)

"Or all of them.."-Aaron

"Or all of them?"-Mom

"Or just one..."-Aaron

"3 knocks is all you're getting"-Dr. Who

Vasectomy Frog...

I think about you constantly.

"I'm the hero of the story Don't need to be saved"- Regina Spektor

"Miss Drew, I can't imagine you saying anything (short of hiring a prostitute) that will shock me."-Miss. Willsey

Spider kisses :)

"Did she say hey instead of hi? Because you know that means she's a lesbian"-500 Days of Summer

Mass texts make me uncomfortable. Because its hard to distinguish between it being a mass text or not. Do you respond? Don't you? UGH.

"You could just ask her out"

"Don't be stupid"-Five Hundred Days of Summer (Seriously why are people so crazy. Silly games.)

No, I cannot see you, and I was not spying on you.

Yak Traxs make me smile. Seriously say Yak Traxs.....its funny.

"McKenzie: [drunk] So do you have a boyfriend?

Summer: No.

McKenzie: Why not?

Summer: Because I don’t want one.

McKenzie: Come on; I don’t believe that.

Summer: You don’t believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent?

McKenzie: Are you a lesbian?

Summer: [laughing] No I’m not a lesbian. I just, don’t feel comfortable being anyone’s girlfriend. I don’t actually feel comfortable being anyone’s anything.

McKenzie: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Summer: Really?

McKenzie: Nope.

Summer: Ok, let me break it down for you–

McKenzie: Break it down!

Summer: Ok. I, like being on my own. I think relationships are messy and people’s feelings get hurt. Who needs it? We’re young, we live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world; might as well have fun while we can and, save the serious stuff for later.

McKenzie: You’re a dude. [to Tom] She’s a dude!

Tom: Ok but wait–wait. What happens, if you fall in love?

[she scoffs]

Tom: What?

Summer: You don’t believe that, do you?

Tom: It’s love, it’s not Santa Claus."- Five Hundred Days of Summer

Confucius say....

"Narrator: This is a boy meets girl story. It is not a love story."-Five Hundred Days of Summer

"She is fantastic. What is she doing?"- Me

I sent Ashley something this is her response...

*reading

*FALLS OFF CHAIR AND ONTO THE FLOOR IN SHOCK

"HILLARY DREW?!!????????!?!?!?!?!?!"- Ashley W. (I did not think it was that shocking)

Oh, my.....really....ugh.

"No jobs, I am still unemployed"-500 Days of Summer

"Well, he is my son"-Dad

"I guess you could say that"-Mom

"What?"-Forrest (with a terrified look)

***mom laughs realizing how that just sounded***

I miss Rose. Me too.

I am so excited about Sherlock Holmes! So, excited!

"I knew that I loved you the first time you got into my car

Your cheeks were flushed and I felt a hush come over me in the dark I got us lost but at the next cross you said I dont care where we are Im in the right car"-Magnolia Street (Catie Curtis)

"I am incredulous. Who ARE you?! lol"-Miss. Wilsey (about me)

"Can I ask you a question? She never cheated on you? She never took advantage of you in anyway? And she told you upfront that she didn't want a boyfriend?"-Five Hundred Days of Summer

Hello Epic Voice Man.....

Yeah....this is cute....

"Gigi: [opens the door, thinking it's Bill] Did you forget something?Alex: Yeah...
Gigi: Really? What did you forget?
Alex: [pulls out a promotional pen from his pocket] This.
Gigi: So you came all the way here at 11 o' clock in the night to give me a promotional pen?
Alex: Yeah... Yeah, I did. I thought I would come up with some really great excuse to get over here. That's how it's done, right?
Gigi: [smiles] Sometimes.
Alex: Look, I can't stop thinking about you. I... It's a problem. I drive by your place; I call and hang up; I've turned into...
Gigi: Me.
Alex: Yeah.
Gigi: A wise person once told me that if a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what.Alex: That's true.
Gigi: But when I was hurling my body onto yours, you did not seem to want to make it happen.
Alex: Okay, yeah, here's the thing about that... You were right. I'd gotten so used to keeping myself at a safe distance from all these women and having the power that, that I didn't know what it felt like when I actually fell for one of them... I didn't know.
Gigi: Look, I just went out with your friend Bill. He might be just exactly what I need. No drama, he calls; he does what he says...
Alex: [stepping closer] I can do that stuff too...
Gigi: But you didn't! And that same wise person told me t

hat I'm the rule. That I have to stop thinking that every guy will change, that I have to stop thinking that...
Gigi: [Alex kisses her]
[smiles]
Gigi: ... I'm the exception...
Alex: [whispers] You are *my* exception.
[they kiss again]"

Um, I am seriously in love with this movie. In freaking LOVE. (500 Days of Summer-at least the beginning the end is a little sad...but, I still love it)

So, my friend marci made this sex book for a friend who got married recently. I saw it in person for the first time yesterday and it made me laugh like crazy. Here is a page from it....its pretty hysterical. (I picked this one because well I love ice cream. Also, Marci is going to be upset that I picked this one that is not scandalous enough. But, I am trying to keep it PG)

"Tom: Darling...
[Summer looks up at him]
Tom: I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom. "-500 Days of Summer

You make me smile.

Gigi: "Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up: if a boy punches you he likes you, never try to trim your own bangs, and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, every story we're told implores us to wait for it: the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell the ones who want us from the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is just moving on or maybe the happy ending is this: knowing after all the unreturned phone calls and broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment... you never gave up hope. "

I cannot wait to see that Coley.

"You are not the only one who has a say in this. I do too. And I say we are a couple, goddamn-it." *walks-out* - 500 days of Summer

Cute.Sexy.Smart.Funny.

In a scene from He’s Just Not That Into You, Scarlett Johansson’s character asks Bradley Cooper’s to pick 2 of the following 4 words to describe her: Cute, Sexy, Smart, Funny.

The ideal being a combo of a physical and personality attribute, either Cute/Funny, Cute/Smart, Sexy/Funny, Sexy/Smart.

Where would you place yourself? Where do I fall? Sexy is not one of them I know....but, humor me with a decision :)

Slam tonight...and I cannot wait. Until next time....