"See you want to have your cake and eat it too..... And, you know what you cant."

This may have happened.....

"Did you just take a picture of me?"-me

"I shan't tell"-Ashley W.

"You look like a strawberry milk cow"-Tara

"Thats called greedy"- Elizabeth Leonhard

"Hens of the world unite"-Aunt Elizabeth

"love you hd"-Mr. Jeff Gayle

"love you jumping adhesive grasshoppers"-me

In reguards to John Mayer.....

"True statement. We will excuse his poor performance as a human being purely because of the quality of his lyrics ;-)."-Lauren Kemp

"I could play Sara...I would bury my child"- Tara

"oh hush"-Ben Rush

"I wove grass and your going to show up with a Styrofoam cup and call it a tee pee."-Cole

"You know....if I had to pick. Like if it was Sophie's choice or something"-Joe V.

"Now that I have the iphone I feel like I need the ipad"- Aunt Elizabeth

"Humble pie is always good for the diet of life"- Jeff Lindberg ( I think your right. But, it doesn't make things easier)

"The thing I like about this theatre is that the boys who get called back can actually sing"-Prefers to remain anonymous

I am constantly praying that everything will work out the way its supposed too. This is silly I know it will. I also pray that I will be okay with the way it works out. Because sometimes I think that is the hardest part. Coming to terms with what you want is not what is best or the way it is meant to be. And, at the same time that is the best part. Because there is something better around the corner...you just cant see it yet.

"Hmmmm....those will be my backup plans..."-Joe V.

"You cant tell me I'm your backup plan"-me

My daddy makes me happy.

">:)"-Willsey

"What does that smiley mean?"-me

"evil smile

plotting mono

and a horrible demise"-Willsey

I have the cutest godson EVER!

"Did you hit mute again? I think you hit mute again?"-me

"There is beauty in this mystery I don't have to understand"

"You could call him flaky mcfairy pants"-Bret W.

I refuse to be a trophy wife (period)

"I dont think thats the high road. I think thats the fuck you i'm leaving road"-Jenna

"no worries

I am here to confirm your unlameness

what are friends for ? "-Heather Good

UGH....seriously GIANT UGH.

"Did you hear what Bret just said?"-Jenna (while laughing)

"yeah."-me

"Takin out of context I must seem so strange"- Ani

Happy 18th Birthday Cole!

"Im halfway not really un-dating him"- Miss. Christine Goldman

"I would date Chuck and, I know what he did. What does that say about me"-Willsey

""I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

(I don't remember how the rest of that song goes)"-Heather Good

"I am about to lose control and I think I like it"-me

"Hillary Drew! LOL

Can we lose control when I'm home?

lol"-Heather Good

"yes!"-me

"that sounds like that would be a serious adventure

haha especially for the two of us! LOL"-Heather Good

"I am so ready for it"-me

"ok. as long as it doesn't involve legal intervention, i am SO in.

legal intervention and PA school = fail

lol"-Heather Good

"See you want to have your cake and eat it too. And, you know what you cant. Because I am the cake and from here on out I am taking the cake away. No more cake for you. Im good cake too. Double chocolate, cream filled with the little raspberries on top."

"Smell them. They're so old and cool"-Miss. Tara Whitman

"I hope I don't spit up."-Ashley Willsey

"You know what I realized? This is called delicious"-me

"Speaking of which thats a nice Jewish boy whose back on the market"-The Uncle Mike (Oh, how I love him)

"I think I am going to go to Lowes and get some Curb appeal"-The Aunt Elizabeth (referring to things like flowers that make your lawn look pretty when you drive by)

YUCK.

"I need to be bold

Need to jump in the cold water
Need to grow older with a girl like you
Finally see you are naturally
The one to make it so easy
When you show me the truth
Yeah, I'd rather be with you
Say you want the same thing too
Say you feel the way I do"

"Really cool class, my teacher was an idiot but the book they gave me was cool"-Cole

"Thats crazy. It should be illegal to close before...well, ever!"-Miss. Christine Goldman (Miss. Christine Goldman referring to the grocery stores in FL closing at 10pm...because in CO they are open 24 hours a day for things like middle of the night Ben and Jerry's runs...a necessity)

"Lets consult the phone"-Ashley W.

"The phone?"-me

"All my phone numbers"-Willsey (holding up the phone...picture to prove it)

"Like that show....into the blue...like at Sea World"-Willsey

"Im not sure I could get used to making out with someone with such a scruffy face. I don't think your supposed to get such a deep exfoliating effect"-Tara

"Im importing black people to help my chances"-Mike O.

"If you put everything were made out of in a pot and mix it all together were all just really grey yuck"-Cole

"I'm not saying it again"-Tara (In the most pathetic voice ever)

"Your screwing up my life"-Joe Vatter

"I was just going to ask if i was going to get quoted for that.... your response of YES was kind of a give away "-Heather Good

"some guy tried to rub up against me

in a crowded subway car
some guy tried to feed me some stupid line
in some stupid bar
I see the same shit everyday
the landscape looks so bleak
I think I'll take the first one of you's home
that does something unique"-Ani

"You're going to have a lot to talk about with your 60 year old husband"-Jim Meadows (reffering to my grandma like tendencies for listening to NPR)

"I'm falling, this time I have a parachute. I'm trying to keep it as inflated as possible, but he is just too good at calming the wind."

"I am the way..."- John 14:6 (I have such a different view on this after today. Thank you.)

"Hillary hes backwards. That means everything he says he means the opposite. For instance, i'm straight"-Tara

"Eyebrows by sharpay...you know like the Sharpie Marker"-Bret W.

"and, quoting that"-me

"damn right"-Marci

"Its easy Michael. Just open your mouth and say the words"-Michael M.

Its official!

"There's three that are all gay all the time"-Joe V.

"If only there was a way to give them a horrible disease for which they had to be quaranitned from civilization for at least 5 years, but that wasnt completely deadly..."-Willsey

"So long Sucker"-Uncle Mike

Box shut.

"Are you ready to play the game with me? Because don't come up that stage unless your ready to play the game"- Jeff Lindberg

"You are not allowed to honk for me or type for me"-Jenna (to her husband Bret)

"Here are the things I have been obsessed with lately

one Popsicle, anything on a stick, and cold

two anything southern, I want to go to a plantation in like south carolina, like the one my dad took me too when I was little, most relaxing place ever.
Also I want to marry a cowboy, and I may have to turn dan into one, I dont know,
also want to listen to country music....like all the time. That is it." -Miss Marci Williams

"There's a saying old

Says that love is blind -
Still we're often told,
"Seek and ye shalI find."
So I'm going to seek
A certain lad I've had in mind.
Looking everywhere,
Haven't found him yet;
He's the big affair
I cannot forget.
Only man I ever
Think of with regret.
I'd like to add his initials to my monogram. "

"Hopefully we will make millions of dollars and move to Maui

you can come too"-Jeffie

"good. as long as I can come too "-me (this is the second time this week I was asked to go somewhere cool with people...I need to do it).

"Exactly. Thanks for being my ray of sunshine today I knew I could count on you"-Mr. Guest (I am happy to provide the ray of sunshine service :) )

So, I am absolutly a little old fashioned and I realize more and more each day that I like it that way.

"Oh, okay...you let Mr. Flaky McFlaker McFlake pants get through. So, just because you object to somebody's profession does not mean you can rule them out"-Willsey (It does too. I can object to anyone...I so choose too.)

"Birds flyin' high you know how I feel
Sun in the sky you know how I feel
Breeze driftin' on by you know how I feel
Its a new dawn, its a new day, its a new life for me
yeah, its a new dawn its a new day its a new life for me ooooooooh
AND I'M FEELING GOOD"

"And, all of a sudden there was straightness happening and I was like, is this for real?"-Joe V.

"Hillary told me this style really worked for me"-Ashley W.

"I am just really mad right now"-me

"Want to go to the shooting range?"-Uncle Mike (If you know us you know how odd this is)

I came home and informed the Uncle Mike that I was in fact in love with Ira Glass and I wish that he was a little younger....(well actually I said I am also not sure if he likes boys or girls. But, either way I wanted him to be younger and like girls)....his response....

"I just think that means you need to find a nice Jewish boy"....I think he's right :)

"Strawberry stealer"-Jackie (while pointing a pencil at me)

"Do you have a spu joke"-Jenna (Bret)

I am justified in this feeling. But, I hate it. (Also, I am learning more and more lately I am justified in whatever I am feeling because I am feeling it.)

"ok....

the end is near...

this is JUST like a real life zombie apocalypse

power going out

etc

ok....i will ttyl! good luck with finals

lucky"-Mr. Ben Rush

Jane Austen makes me so happy.

"I am glad you guys are so post modern that you do not see in black and white"-Brandon Telg

"Noodles Wednesday. It sounds better too"-Joe Vatter

Really???? I am a little surprised....

"So uh, good news Tara choreographed to the wrong version. But, thats okay because its the same. Well, only different"-Tara

The lottery keeps coming up in my life....weird. Also, if I win we are so going to Jamaica!

"You my dear are lovely and there is nothing wrong with you, deal with it...."-Marci ( I adore her)

"I give up on flaky cheese"-me

"Thank you for looking"-Willsey

"Yeah, that and..."-Me

I hate that feeling....

"You cant take him anywhere because he has to eat every few minutes or he crys and when he does eat he has to wait for 15 minutes for it to digest. And he cant walk very far because than he has to sit down and rest. And, if its hot he's like 'its hot'"-Ashley W.

"Talk to you soon, m'lady!!"-Mr. Jacob Goldman (the M'lady made me giggle and therefore it needed to be blogged)

"If you cant clap on beat than maybe you don't want to"-Tara

"And then i was dancing and then it was 11:36 pm and i was REALLY sore"-Heather Good

"sore?"-me

"From dancing... it uses muscles that you don't know you have... unless you're in PA school, and then you know you have them, you just don't know that you don't use them"-Heather Good

"I offered compound fractures and vengeance...you turned it down"-Willsey

"But what if were made for each other like fat free peanut butter and invisible jelly"-Very Mary Kate

"I had them in the binder with the plastic"-Joe V.

"You are such a nerd"-me

"I thought he was cute and fun to play with"-Willsey

"I dont really like most people I have decided, no wait thats a little harsh, I dont really want to associate with most people"-Marci Williams

I am not going to lie about it....it's not worth it.

"I guess that is a revision of History. Because Cole Porter was not Portly"-Mr. Brandon Telg

"Because its real when I say it and false when you do"-me

"it's SOOOOO frustrating! As a cheese lover, this is torture."-Ashley W.

"Do you feel marked?"-me

"No, mines a giant if too because if I do it. It has to be thought out and cost lots of money"-Tara

"Yeah, if I do it, it could just be accidental"-me (this is so sad)

Skimming can get you in trouble.....

"I am going to give you three options and you can pick according to your abilities"-Tara

"Is the wheel chair water soluble?"-Willsey

I love how we can not talk for what seems like forever and when we do it is like we never stopped.

"I think if they handed me some of their money I would be a lot less critical of them"-Mr. Brandon Telg

Song of the week

"Fire Door" by Miss. Ani Difranco

"I opened the fire door
to four lips
none of which were mine
kissing
tightened my belt around my hips
where your hands were missing
and stepped out into the cold
collar high
under the slate grey sky
the air was smoking and the streets were dry
and I wasn't joking when I said

Good Bye

magazine quality men talking on the corner
French, no less much less of them then us
so why do I feel like something's been rearranged?
you know, taken out of context I must seem so strange
killed a cockroach so big
it left a puddle of pus on the wall
when you and I are lying in bed
you don't seem so tall
I'm singing now because my tear ducts are too tired
and my brain is disconnected but my heart is wired
I make such a good statistic
someone should study me now
somebody's got to be interested in how I feel
just 'cause I'm here
and I'm real
oh, how I miss
substituting the conclusion to confrontation with a kiss
and oh, how I miss
walking up to the edge and jumping in
like I could feel the future on your skin
I opened the fire door
to four lips
none of which were mine
kissing"

"But, singing could lead to other things"-Heather Good

"looking it up"-Wilsey

I am realizing I am kind of angry. Anger stems from hurt...I am hurt.

"First of all....do I get a say in this marriage thing?"-me

"No, it's happening. I feel very left out"-Willsey

"This boy said this to me at the bar the other night. What does that mean?"-Nicole

"That means you turn around and run the other way"-Miss. Christine Goldman

"I got this great shot of a fiches"-Ashley W.

So, apparently I am "cute" in my paint clothes...hmmmm.

"When pressed I say she is elegant"-Emma

"Collin? Is that the guy...? No, I don't know him"-Mr. Brandon Telg

"...too much?"-Willsey

"Too much."-me

"lmao..I love you"-Mr. Mobley

"I LOVE YOU....but, that does not mean we have to be friends...."-me

Do you think they will let me do this without a blackberry? Or T-Mobile Service??? Because I want to....a lot.

So....this text messaging madness may have occurred this week...

"AHHHHHHH"-Person

"What????"-me

"I. Am. Drunk."-Person

"Than don't have a second sip... :)"-me

"Are your pants on inside out?"-me

"Yes, their better that way, feel. This is the paint side and this is the dance side"-Tara

"The opposite of even-ing is odd and, I think you are odd so stop bothering me"-Uncle Mike

"You go on telling yourself that. I will enjoy the vengeance"-Willsey

I had the most amazing conversation with Lauren Kemp. You darling always make the world make sense. Thank you.

"Theres no tape to be had"- Willsey

"I said that just because I knew you didn't want me too"-Tara (what a great friend I have)

"Maybe i'll have a WICKED theme'd wedding. Hmm "no baby.. you won't be wearing white... you're actually wearing a black 75lb dress... oh yeah, and green makeup.""-Rob Guest

(I am stealing this from dear Forever Friend...I think its the perfect way to end my blogs...)

Forever.

Hillary