"It's Hillary, she's a nine year old girl"

"The problem is you have to make the rest of the set not hurtable because the problem is I would not want them to hurt the set"-Mr. Ben Rush

Wiggling ones ears make me smile really big.

"That's off the record"-Bernie

Strong and independent.

"You know, I have been trying to hide my feelings"-Joe

"I could see you as a soccer mom"-Curtis (what me? No! I am going to be cooler than that)

"Thats a good compliment. I would pick Hillary too"-Joe (apparently I am a good person to marry)

Don't mess it up.

"I won’t let the things I want to happen but don’t defeat me. Nothing in life—marriage, kids, a house—is certain so I’ll figure out how to love whatever life I’m living."- Kate (this is brilliant and I agree)

"You know that you are craving an adventure soon? Well were going to have one you know why..."-Miss. Tara Whitman

"That would be polite of them but, no"-Ben Rush

"u watching LOST later?"-Ashley

"NOPE. I am about 5 1/2 seasons behind "-me

"Are you saying you cant be a good mom if your not a soccer mom?"-Phillie

"Hillary live with me I want baked goods"-Joe Vatter

In order to be attractive there has to be more to you than just physical appearance.

"Thats a freaky thing on your side of the family that I dont think we should ever talk about again"-Uncle Mike

"Thats because your pretty"-Joe Vatter (uh, thanks but, no.)

***Audience laughs

"Joe says, "Something funny happened"

I shocked you...love it.

"In the leg or teeth? Because kicking people in the leg is one thing but, the teeth is another"-Uncle Mike (I guess your right)

Fairies can wear clothing....

"Maybe its a sissy boy movie"- Tara Whitman

Orange :)

I am anti hugs from Phillie.

"Do I have egg on my face"-Uncle Mike

I think boys and girls can be just friends.

"I prefer straight hair"-Joe V. (as he looks straight at me)

"Did you VCR masterpiece classics?"-Tara

Whatever...Why does it worry me? Well, I know why it does but, its not something that I should let worry me...

Guess who's Birthday it was yesterday...Peter (In a British Accent of Course) and I remembered because my phone did not tell me "Not Peter's Birthday" I hope it was full of good things.

"What is something that you would like to do that you have never done before... before you would leave this earth? -Mart and Lu

Fall in love. And since I’m asking for hypothetical death bed wishes, I’d like him to love me back."-Kate ( I adore you and this)

I love hearing my grandma tell childhood stories.

"It's never the wrong time to tell someone how important they are."-Heather Good (Your right we should always tell the people we care about how we truly feel whenever we feel it. This is something that I should be better at and not worrying about the response.)

Me: There IS a way you can handle that.
Rob G: Responsibly!

Um, no Sondheim will not be here tonight...

"I saw it somewhere and i swooned"-Marci (Yep, I totally swooned too)

Jenna...I miss your face...lets talk soon.

"Can you get the water out of the freezer? You can go together"-Deborah

"omg I know! He's a real lifesaver (and literally... since he's a paramedic) "-Heather Good

"hahahaha...quoting you"-me

"i knew it as i was typing it . lol"-Heather Good

My reactions, thoughts and feelings are justified...I dont have to explain them to anyone.

"I do say, that painting is wretched"-Tara Whitman

"We have a past, a treacherous past"-Phillie

"Can you feel the love this month?" (in the tune of Can you feel the love tonight)

"I would love a water on the rocks"-Ashely Willsey

You shouldn't be worried about that...

"Jen Bonner!"-me

"I came out"-Jen

"I adore you but, I think your crazy"-me

"It gives me the heeby jeebies. Haven't you seen The Little Mermaid?"-me

"yes!!! i wanted to name it after one of them. But right now its called eely eel"-Marci

"Oh, my. Well, what you did not seem to get from that movie is that they are mean, slimy, and creepy"-me

"haha and what you failed to do as you grew up was realize it was a cartoon and eels dont have the brain capacity for anything resembling evil!"-marci

*** (Another example of how cool Marci and I are, and of how I am just a big kid)***

"Out of this entire group your the lowest maintenance"-waiter (I love it)

You have to do whats good for you.

"Where is your camera?"-Joe

"In my bag"-me

"You should take it out and photograph were in pretty good lighting"-Joe

"Wait, I don't have a sweetie I am not coming"-Phillie being a patron without a sweetie.

"Your at Chili's in Lake County"-Joe

"You're judging eyes"-Rob Guest

Okay, if I have classes with you and we are just acquaintance's please do not call me sweetie...not okay in the slightest....

"Don't make out after this"-Rob Guest (To Ashley and I...she is eating a steak and I mentioned I was a vegetarian)

"Its not like I haven't ever made out with anyone who ate meat"-me

"Right after they ate it? You might get meat juice on you"-Rob Guest

Sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut. But, I am realizing that sometimes I shouldn't and I dont want to and that is okay.

"Im not going to waste my time texting Joe"-Phillie

"Hey, how yah doin? I mean you've got to have some foreplay right?-Rob Guest

"What happens if you just like to sit in the tub?"-Ashley W.

"I dont produce any naturally"-Joe

"I think it's generally a bad sign when the lock is scotch taped to the bathroom"-Ashley Willsey

"Who would rather go to Olive Garden than make out?"-me

**Ashley puts up hand**

"But i dont want you to just give it to me I have to earn it"-Marci (regarding an entire blog devoted to just her)

"Miss Hillary, did you curl your hair today?"-One of my YPT'rs

"No, my hair naturally curls itself"-me

"However, it's also nights like this one, as I'm walking alone in the beautiful, thought provoking, snow covered world, when I start wishing that I were walking in a silent forest, or place devoid of people, with the snow falling gently and catching the low light, holding the gloved hand of the man that I loved with all of my heart and soul."-Heather Good

***Miss. Heather Good....It's funny that you say this. Because lately I have been thinking how lovely it will be to be in love with someone with all of my 'heart and soul' and be snowed in. I cant wait to cuddle in bed and look at the snow, drink hot chocolate, listen to Jason Mraz, and watch movies all day....yep, I get it.

"No ones a great dater except people who are overly suave and rehearsed like Don Juan. And, who wants to date someone like that? Thats how you get herpes"-Ashley Willsey

Sometimes things that work on paper, don't work in real life.....their is more to it than that.

"You have to be wearing underwear but it has to be this color"-Ashley Willsey

"Thats a colon of trust"-Bernie Vatter

"It's Hillary, she's a nine year old girl"-Joe (maybe a little)

"We should set your mom up with old Bill"-Curtis

"No"-Phillie

"He's a good guy"-Curtis

"He's British not gay theres a difference"-Josh

"I am tired, Beloved, of chafing my heart against the want of you; of squeezing it into little inkdrops, And posting it." -Amy Lowell (Yep, swooning)

No, if I had met you before I would have been like um...I'll see you later...I know...I have met boys like you before...

When it rains it pours...

"Middle school, where did they go before?"-Lila

"Elementary School"-Curtis

"I am still trying to figure out how a pinky swear got to be the highest level of trust"-Bernie Vatter

I am sorry...if I could fix it I would.