"If you’re wondering if I want you to (I want you to)"

"How do you spell Banshees?"-Aunt Elizabeth

"it's not obscene or tasteless"-Rob Mobley (I think its funny that you have to express that to me...but, thank you...sometimes I need to know such things based on previous items given to me)

Apparently if there is too much going on in your head you will always take the chocolate cake...

"Dont you love him?"-Aunt Elizabeth

"Yes, I do"-me

"Woah like fifty things just popped up on my screen"-Marci

"I think your my Rachel"-Boy

"What?"-Friend of Mine

"You know like Rachel and Ross"-Boy (darn super cute....but, not if its from the wrong boy)

"Reason for leaving your last job?" "I let go of the balloons"-Joe Vatter

Happy Thoughts.

"Happy is the heart that still feels pain

Darkness drains and light will come again
Swing open your chest and let it in
Just let the love, love, love begin"-Oh Ingrid....

One should not date someone looking for something better to come along.

"Like cuddle with a dog"-Marci

Yeah, your just resting your eyes...

"She's an open book. You just need to know how to read the sentences."-Erika

AHHHHHHHHHHHH....that is craziness.

Well thats good.

"I know you! I can tell these things!"-Marci

So, miscommunication stinks.

"You’re a hot mess and I’m falling for you"

"yeah so essentially...."-Jumping Adhesive Grasshoppers or Jeffie or Jeff Gayle

DTR....I am not up on my abbreviations...super funny.

"This is the part where I wish I was a mind-reader"-Miss. Willsey (yeah, I get that)

What if I end up having children and they are all boys....I am not sure I could handle that.

"It's official"-Marci

"Designer Isaac Mizrahi says he is "so happy" today. Why? Because Michelle Obama wore his long-sleeved, plum-colored dress last night for the State of the Union address."She looked so beautiful last night!" says an over-the-moon Mizrahi, who describes its as a "bipartisan dress."

"It's not like it's a period piece"-Joe Vatter

Just because you drink a lot of water doesn't make you pregnant...

Please take care of yourself.

I am pretty grateful you are in my life.

"Everybody believes a powerpoint"

I am continually confused.

Um, I am so in love with him...

Happy Birthday Marcellee Williams!

"if you’re wondering if I want you to (I want you to)

I want you to
So make a move (make a move)
cause I ain’t got all night"

"I am so not posting this...I am in fact going to now delete the application"-me

Don't run over babies please.

"That was just to spite you"-Rob Mobley (I would expect nothing less)

"This is a Hillary dress if I have ever seen one"-Joe Vatter

Jenna you are ridiculous.

"(p.s. smallville marathon when you come home. ill work on convincing pete)"- Jeff Gayle....Peter consider yourself convinced :)

I am so anti games.

"The last time there was this much excitement over a tablet, it had commandments written on it." — The Wall Street Journal

Unbelievably adorable.

"I am like that 'I am pregnant and didn't even know it story'. Like I am going to pop out one next week"-Andrea Whitman

Flow charts of past sexual encounters within a small group of friends...craziness.

"I call post it"

"She just said she liked me and took it back"-Thoughts of a person that shall remain nameless.

Maybe..

"I'm not ridiculous, I am just a whore"-Jenna

People just text back sometimes....don't read into it.

"Satisfaction lies in the effort, not the attainment. Full effort is full victory." - Gandhi

"You know what I don't like about him? He doesn't like ice cream"-Andrea

"Run away immediately"-me

Wifi on flights...so cool.

I love juice.

"We've done it before. It's like recycling its good for the environment"

"I swear hes gay. He has cats"-Andrea

“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”-Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray

"Dont. Too much water will drown the baby"-Andrea

So, I like you.

"It makes me want to be jewish"-Andrea

I am not floozy like...

"I thought that I went over the median but there was no bump"-Andrea

Apparently turtle necks are a deal breaker.

I did not push you to do anything darling....

"Let me show you this app. Its called "Boob Party" its just pictures of girls with big boobs"-Joe

"Don't go all Feral on me." - This statement will now be used all of the time...

"Why doesn't our music sound like this anymore"-me

"I dont know its not the 90's its the 10's"-Joe Vatter

If you are a grown man in business clothing standing in the middle of the street without shoes on to 'slow down' a bus. You amuse me immensely.

"How often do we say I'm sorry for being sad or mad? If others struggle to tolerate our emotions, that's not our problem, it's theirs. We don't transform ourselves by stifling our feelings, we transform by honoring them and letting them out, which then makes room to let them go and welcome something new."

"Look at his big nose. Be still my beating heart"-Joe Vatter

Is cheating physical or mental....the concept of internal lust. My thoughts, cheating starts mentally. What do you think?

Yeah, I may have closed my eyes part of the time...

"I like wipe. I mean if you are going to talk about mucus you mise well smear it on someone"-Gramma

"This is an entire school of fish sandwich" -Man -vs- Food

"What's going on we need to see him drink the milkshake"-Joe Vatter

I am never going to be plastic.

Accidentally, right.

“One should always have on mascara.”- Hillary Drew (via josephdv) (Thanks Joe)

"Drinking 9 milkshakes and eating 6 sandwiches WTF"-Joe Vatter

Red Light...

"I said it with an accent"-Joe Vatter

A 6lb milkshake might be too much...just saying.

Food should be enjoyed not shoved.

Holding curtain for 30 mins and not informing the audience why....NOT okay.

"I always lose things"-Gramma

"It's in our genes you know that and alcoholism. But, everything else is just so good that we should all be very happy"- Aunt Elizabeth