"Hillary's coming over. Crap be funny, be funny. And, if you cant be funny be quotable"-

So, this blog is pretty much a Bret and Jenna Blog...yep.... (you might be in here too)

I adore this kid....yep, in love.

"What do you want him to call you? Aunt Hillary, Auntie Hillary, Miss. Hillary, Hillary, Aunt Floozy, Auntie Floozy?"-Jenna

"If it fits in your purse you should take it"-Jenna

"That's the general rule at any store"-Bret

Best Picture ever....they start him early.

All I want to do right now is play with bubbles. Like crazy.

These make me smile....

"Im a pity blog now"-Jenna

I am not sure how I feel about the moving smiley faces....

"Yes Coley that is my shirt. Apparently I could wear this shirt if I was pregnant. Which if it happens will not be for a long time..."-me (in baby talk voice)

"Well, at least 9 months"-Bret

"Well, actually you could leave here and go get pregnant I guess"-Bret

You darling drive me crazy.

"Don't write that down"-Erika

I am telling you it is so much better to be honest and clear.

"You could go out and pass out"-Jenna

"Than, you wouldn't have to play anymore"-Erika

Apparently people avoid telling me things because they think I am too innocent. Seriously? UGH. Just tell me already.

"Auntie Shrew"-Erika

"I am on a role"-Bret

"Yeah you are"-Jenna

"I am just going to sit here and look at you. Because, I don't know what else to do"-me

"If you play the yes and game with us..."-Jenna

A-freaking-dorable

"Mr. Mobley you are officially not allowed to tell me jokes anymore"-me

"You could get rid of some of the books"-Jenna

**** SHOCKED*****

"Shut your dirty mouth"-Nicole

"Look you know what i decided ... that guys gonna date me if he likes it or not"-Andrea Whitman

I do not believe this to be true. But, it is funny. It says, pick one intelligent, good looking, or emotionally stable.

"That can not go in the blog"-Erika

"no way? you really are a deprived child. like luke skywalker until he learned about the badassness of the force. he was the only kid in the neighborhood who didn't own a lightsaber as a toddler."-Rob

Also, this makes me think. Because I prefer to have a book in my hand. I love to read the paper on a Sunday morning ink smeared on hands and all. But, it is so true. How much better for the environment is it?

"It's not good for boys to have balls. Well, boys but not dogs"-Miss. Jenna

"Dont you see my tear drop shape?"-Kid in Jenna's improv troupe

"Vice Grip"-Bret

"I secretly..."-Miss. Jenna

Apparently I have to see When Harry Met Sally...so, I will.

"Never shake a baby"-Bret (yes, that is a good plan)

Phillie Shoop I miss you. Let's play now.

"Have you taken a pregnancy test?"-Bret

"Again, immaculate conception"-me

"is it strange that a lot of your material comes from the rantings of my inept, yet brilliant mind?"-Rob

“NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! "Nev-ah!"”-Willsey

“hahahhahahahaha....oh, come on”-me

“I am horrified all over again.”-Willsey

“hahahahaha you are not even a little intrigued? Just a little?"-me

Ashley is offline.

“I freaked you out so much you logged off...man”-me

“no...FB is just being dumb”-Willsey

“okay...maybe I believe you....”-me

You can do it. Seriously. You can.

"Like the Sandlot. Oh, how I love the Sandlot"-Erika

You are crazy....

Katherine Hepburn in "A Philadelphia Story": "I am going crazy. I am standing here, solidly, on my own two hands, going crazy."

Baby Beluga sung at different speeds is super fun.

"Maybe you would have to be a real chef to use this device"-Jenna

I am excited to see where this goes....

"I just dont want to be a nerd family"-Bret

“come on

im Rob Mobley

i can manipulate fire, water, and wind

and awesome rock videos”-Rob

"I had a banana today"-me

"Congratulations"-Bret

"Nerd, that is totally something Prince Charming would say"

This is cheesy. But, sometimes I think it is absolutely true.

"This is not a good idea daddy"-Jenna

"oh man we need to fast forward until prince charming comes into play lol"-Andrea (you make me laugh...don't miss out on the good stuff thats happening right now...he will come when he is supposed to)

It's a new reality.

"My computer goes black and there are sparks"-Jenna

"But, sparks are a good thing"-Erika

"So, I'm using my stove to speed up the heating process...lol"-Mr. Rush (made my day)

Again we differ.

You are fast...

"It might be in the dining room of chaos"-Jenna

It wasn't meant to be.

"I hate sweet and innocent"-me

"I always hated nice"-Bret

"I always hated whore"-Jenna

Breast feeding is beautiful.

"All you need is 3 jokers bum buddah duh"-Jenna

So, Bret has pretty amazing come ons.

"I think one of my best qualities is that I allow myself to make myself laugh"-Ben Rush (I agree. It's a pretty great quality)

Decide what you want and than follow through.

"Did you tell her why we cant smoke pot at the same time?"-Anonymous.

Runt of the litter? Maybe.... (this made me laugh so hard)

"We practiced at home"

Love this...The Ugly Truth

"Abby Richter: [mockingly] I'm Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jello. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don't fall in love. It's scary.
Mike Chadway: Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
Abby Richter: I am not a psycho!
Mike Chadway: I just told you that I love you and all you heard was "psycho." You're the definition of neurotic.
Abby Richter: No! The definition of neurotic is a person who suffers from anxiety, obessive thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical ailments without any objective reason...
Mike Chadway: Shut up! Yet again I told you that I'm in love with you and you're standing there giving me a vocabulary lesson.
Abby Richter: You're in love with me. Why?
Mike Chadway: Beats the shit out of me, but I am."

"I mean he is the fruit of my loins"-Jenna

Practically Pointless in Every Way...I am kinda in love with this.

"Read my type"-Ashley W.

So, Ben may look like Shakespeare in Shakespeare in Love...may.

"Can we just make a whole section devoted to the fulminations that explode from my mouth at random? *thats what she said*"-Rob

"I did that once to a kid in elementary school because he was being a bully"-dad (put a kid in a trash can)-my dad

"Um, dad you doing that makes you the bully"-me

"No, he was being a bully to my friend and he did it again and I put his head in the toilet. I held him by his feet and I flushed it and than I let him go. I didn't submerge his nose. He was a bully he was picking on my friend"-my dad

"Are you okay?"-Miss. Willsey

"yeah. Why?-Me

"Because I cracked you up"-Miss. Willsey

"You are too funny"-Me

"Some people's husbands"-Jenna

"I wore a very straight outfit"-Ben Rush

"If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."- Mr. Darcy

"She plays the point whore"-Bret

That could be pretty interesting.

"Unless someone royalty screws me than I work really hard to get them"-Jenna

“Call him”-me

“Can't”-Miss. Willsey

“Can too”-me

“That's not the way this has been working. arg”-Miss. Willsey

“hahahahahaha....I dont know...too many rules”-me

“no”-Miss. Willsey

“Again we differ”-me

“Ok, well Elizabeth Bennett didn't just march over to Pemberly and tell Mr. Darcy she was in love with him. She just waited, and then there he was! Trapsing across the meadow!”-Miss. Willsey

***Miss. Elizabeth did not call him. They did not have phones. But, she was not the wait around kind of girl either. She has a strong side too...which is why I love her (not saying you darling are not strong...you are...its just in a different way)***

"And, just remember this is what your gramma called you"-Bret (after looking up the definition of floozy in Urban Dictionary)

"Is that the way your gramma used it?"-Bret

"Currently swooning over this sterling silver inner message ring by Jungyun Yoon. When you take off this inner message ring your finger is stamped with a message. Jungyun Yoon asks you to imagine slipping off this plain ring after your lover’s just given it, to discover your finger reading “Marry me.” Or sliding off this simple ring to wash your hands, and seeing that your ring finger reads “Always”…."-Um, yeah....me too.

"Hillary the whore. Its an alliteration well actually its not."-Jenna

"I have to keep up with this fast movin floozy crowd"-Bret

Also..."PllllleAse fly back tonight I'll buy you that ring lol"-Andrea Whitman-tempting darling...but, sadly not happening.

"Hillary's coming over. Crap be funny, be funny. And, if you cant be funny be quotable"-Jenna

Bret and Jenna now have this amazing latte making machine...its pretty fantastic.

Fairytales...well see.

"Do you hear that tone? That's whiny little bitch, and in the next tone...."-Bret

"We can just become nuns again"-Andrea

"Perfect"-Me

"Lol"-Andrea

"I mean....thats what will most likely happen to me anyway...I would love the company"-me

"But, none that can do that"-Erika

"You've got to watch that Drew"-Bret

"Is your tummy available to consume food?"-Jenna

You are so generous and amazing.

"Put him down?"-me

"Your short and don't have a job"-Jenna (about Coley)

"It's hardcore"-Bret (referring to Webkinz)

I want to get a giant map to hang on my wall and I want to tack things (pictures, items, things to do) up on the countries that I plan to visit. I am doing this.

"Floorplay"- Bret

"I love fire pits"-me

“Yeah i love marshmallows”-Andrea

“me too....SMORES...Do we get to have SMORES?”

“lol whhhhhyyy not”-Andrea

“WAHOO! I am pretty much beyond excited”-me

“ahhahaha thats good”-Andrea

“and, its going to be cold...

scarves!

and hats!

and happiness”-me

"Your too innocent Auntie Floozy"-Jenna

My Sister's Keeper was superb.

"I'm obsessed with the garbage"-Reese Witherspoon

"Im not worried"-Jenna

"Can you see him saying your name in a few years?"-Bret

"No"-Me

"Aunt Floozy"-Jen (Evil laugh included)

This is called LOVE...

"Your hair is blonde, lol"-Mr. Ben Rush

"No, it is not."-Me

"Well it seems that way sometimes"-Mr. Ben Rush

"You are such a boy, you and Jeff would get along so well"-me

"There is only room for one floozy in this kids life and its already been filled by Hillary"-Erika

"I mean we could call her Auntie Easy"-Jenna

"Miss Drew~ your room is not pink but it's adorable. We really talked about you living with us when we were there today. My guess is that it will be pink though. Even before you get there. Thank Nicole for that one. :) it was nice seeing your face the other day too. Double smiley faces."-Katie Grace (its wonderful to know that when I find my way back here I have wonderful friends who will welcome me into their home)

"We have to play another round I have to get on top of her again"-Jenna

"But she KNEW that calling him was a bad idea, despite the urging of her good friend Dillary Hew."-Miss. Willsey ( I completely disagree. You like the boy....call the boy. Do not play games.)

"Theres a floozy industry, a floozy blog.."-Jenna

"I know we read it all the time"-Bret

“is he a vinyl pack rat?”-Rob

“no, I dont think so”-me

“do know what i mean right?

hahahaha”-Rob

“has a lot of vinyl records?”-me

“oh! so you are smarter than your average hillary...haha”-Rob

“SHUT YOUR MOUTH

RUDE BOY

I am so glaring at you right now”-me

“by average hillary, i was referring to queen clinton

but it is a statement open to interpretation”

“well, the problem is you keep digging a hole

I love her”-me

“god i love being a republican asshole

it makes life so much more interesting

hahahahahaha”-Rob

“hahahaha am i a villain if i am a republican?”-Rob

“no...but, you are for saying that Hillary Clinton is not smart. You can dislike her policy but she is not stupid”-me

“what? i was just making a very biased, unjustifiable statement! how much more American do i have to be? (maybe i should be a news analyst for CNN...although i may come across as 'too normal')”-Rob (joking, I think)

"He pulled a Bret"-Erika (this is apparently when it is so obvious that the girl will give you her number, your both interested and he doesn't even ask...what is up with that?)

Goodbye Colorado hello Florida...Hello 2010....