I'll be the one waiting there even when it's cold"
"Oh darling, do you want me to call you?"-me
"No, bc im crying so hard i can't communicate.
LOL, that better make the blog"-Tara
"Peels of organic matter"-Aunt Elizabeth
"You didn't check the jelly"-The Uncle Mike
"Hillary, dinner will be ready in no more than 8 minutes"-Hannah
"In this moment, now capture it, remember it"
"I have jelly in my car and you cant have any"-Aunt Elizabeth
"It's ice-ing!"-the girlies
"I think kindles are good because than people cant burn books"-Tara
10 years....you are ridiculous.
"If you become a nun I will not date for a very long time with you"-Tara
"The high for the day is 43 degrees, but we hit it at midnight"-Jenna
"It was kinda like huauaua"-Marci
"The only fun place in Wichita was the gay bars"-Jenna
"That I had the best day with you today"
"I think you are more liberal than most nuns"-Tara"Are there really any liberal nuns?-me
"If you move to Colorado when I say it's okay than I can come visit you. If you move away before I say it's okay, I cant"-Tara
"She was trying to get me to be hilarious on the spot to her mom"-Tara
"I've never notticed this before because he was always trying to destroy my career"-Glee
"And, we know who has been sitting on them"-Tara
"And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand and drag me headfirst, fearless"
"Stop being cheesy pants Joe"-me
Mr. Vatter, posting unattractive screen shots of me from ichat...not cool.
That was an interesting conversation.
"Is that alpaca?"-Tara"No, its yarn"-me
I think your chicken.
"What about that one?"-me"That one probably tastes really good"-Aunt Elizabeth (about an assortment of decadent chocolate cookies)
I so want to be fearless.
I wish I could fix everyones problems I would immediately if I could. I say this...but, they teach us things...so I probably would not. I would take away the hurt though if I could.
"If we had those cheetah couches we would have to accent them with pillows. Like maybe these red ones, or purple."-me"Purple"-Tara"I like the red ones"-me"We can have both. I like red and purple together"-Tara"Our couch is going to look like the red hat ladies."-me**Tara laughs**"It's going to look like the red hat ladies threw up on the couch"-me
Ashley your friend Josh is right. Call him.
Jen Bonner will come visit me if I move to CO....just saying.
"You are funny"-Me"I am funny"-Jenna"I love you"-Me"I know, I think you love to hate me too"-Jenna
"You should go on a date with Josh Tway to spite ____ _____"-Miss. Willsey
"I think I should start shredding the pages from this notebook. There is some incrimintating stuff in here"-me"No, what if you lose the electronic file. Safety deposit box"-Ashley
So, I am going with it...who cares....
"You crazy girl did not take any pictures"-me"I am sorry I didn't want to freak Brandon out"-Willsey"So, you're changing yourself to date the stupid boy"-me (shocked and appalled)
"Oh, I see. You didn't want to go home with one"-Ashley
"And, now its too late"-Marci"It's never too late"-Me
"Everything I know is a lie, because Hillary Drew is suggesting alternate methods of entertainment"-Miss. Willsey
"Let's be nice. I just cut down the trees. I don't burn them"-Meredith
"I was looking at your beautiful face, ahhh"-Andrea
"Do you play the guitar?"-Meredith"No"-Gabe"But, you have a lighter normally that means that"-Meredith
"When your frisky, just sax"-Tara
"Im blushing and smiling"
"He called me, you guys get it?"-Tara (singing)"Um, no. Because you were trying to make a musical theatre quote and you failed"-Andrea
"Were not talking about him. Were talking about the other boy"
"Fire. Hot. Correct."-David
"I need newspaper"-David"Well, we have a pizza box"-Meredith"That'll do"-David
"Marci come up with one in the moment now!"-Me
"Tara, where did that come from?"-Ashley"My head, thats whats scary"-Tara
"You cant start with wet wood"-Tara
"You should have asked me to bring the wood. I am a lumber jack damn it"-Meredith
"Note to self, your still not a Soprano"-Andrea
"So, the problem is the wood wont catch on fire?"-Andrea
Can I just skip this part please....I mean I really wouldn't want to but, sometimes I would like to know where I end up.
"Because I am not one to be kept in an apartment"-Aunt Elizabeth
"Yay! For cute hats, and scarfs, and marshmallows"-Andrea
"Its ass pizza now"-Tara and Ashley
"Florida is fun but I think Colorado is the funnest! (I know that is not a word)"-Katie age 4 (also, she is right)
Homely is never something you want to be called...
"Your really trying to make the blog"-Tara
"Are you writting a song?"-David"Yeah"-me"Really?"-David"no"-me
"Are you trying to attack Sparta anytime soon?"-Gabe
"Something with a boomerang"-Ashley
"Because I am on your side"-Marci
"I am not a pretty girl that is not what I do I ain't no damsel in distess and I don't need to be rescued"-Ani ( I want to make this clear)
"I dont know why people are so interested in holes where pee and poop come out"-Andrea in 8th grade
"How do you dance to indie music?"-Tara"Like this"- Brandon (dance included)
"She's making decisions based on proximity which I don't necessarily think is the best idea"-me**Marci in complete and utter shock**"Did you just hear what came out of your mouth"-Marci
"We have a crisis"-Ashley"Frisky"-David
"I want to go on Broadway. Give me the steps"-David
"I dont like this small moment of conversation"-Tara
"Why are we still sitting here? And, why am I talking up Ben Rush?"-Tara
"And, I was prom king. (pause) Not that, that matters"-David
"every time i say something they find hard to hear
they chalk it up to my anger
and never to their own fear"-Ani (seriously brilliant)
"Mr. Rush was our manager"-David
"Don't give me those eyes"-Marci (they work don't they....)
That was a story I did not need to hear...
"Un-touch-able"-Andrea
"When does a guy ever say he likes Mama Mia"-Tara
"Im not eye candy"-Ashley"Yeah, but you can come anyway"
"sounds perfect"-me
"What a loser lol
yes they belong together."-Amanda
I choose to trust.
"But you pull me in and I'm a little more brave
It's the first kiss, it's flawless, really somethin'
It's fearless"
You make me laugh.
"What do I say? Hillary just tell me what to say."-Marci
"Breakin' down and comin' undone
It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
And I never knew I could feel that much
And that's the way I loved you"
"Honorificabilitudinitatibus"
"I think a damsel in distress is someone who cant do anything by herself. And, admittedly I play that card myself sometimes when I want things done for me"-Marci
"Newt Gingrich :( "-Aunt Elizabeth (in Katie's baby book)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHA"-Mr. Mobley
"Mobley where did you go? You cant laugh at me and run away"-me
"Im like Iron Man or something"-Mr. Benjamin Rush
"If the power stays off much longer Hillary, you and I are going to have to eat all of the Ben and Jerrys in the freezer"-Uncle Mike (You can tell what were worried about)
"Thats what your readers want to know"-Ben Rush
"It's okay its just pain"-Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"Cheeseburgers from the sky, that is not natural"-Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"Can I do that again? It's so cool"-Tara
"I stole it"-Uncle Mike
"Yeah, um do we need to have a conversation on stealing?"-Me
Yep, black...
"Would you buy it if you could have a picnic with all of your friends and family and wear a floppy hat and a sundress?"-Katie (she knows me oh so well)
"Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
[Puts on contact lens]
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!" -Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"Everybody is just a stranger but
that's the danger in going my own way"
You take my hand and drag me headfirst, fearless"
"You are funny"-Me"I am funny"-Jenna"I love you"-Me"I know, I think you love to hate me too"-Jenna
they chalk it up to my anger
and never to their own fear"-Ani (seriously brilliant)
"sounds perfect"-me
"What a loser lol
yes they belong together."-Amanda
I choose to trust.
"But you pull me in and I'm a little more brave
It's the first kiss, it's flawless, really somethin'
It's fearless"
You make me laugh.
"What do I say? Hillary just tell me what to say."-Marci
"Breakin' down and comin' undone
It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
And I never knew I could feel that much
And that's the way I loved you"
"Honorificabilit
"I think a damsel in distress is someone who cant do anything by herself. And, admittedly I play that card myself sometimes when I want things done for me"-Marci
"Newt Gingrich :( "-Aunt Elizabeth (in Katie's baby book)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"Mobley where did you go? You cant laugh at me and run away"-me
"Im like Iron Man or something"-Mr. Benjamin Rush
"If the power stays off much longer Hillary, you and I are going to have to eat all of the Ben and Jerrys in the freezer"-Uncle Mike (You can tell what were worried about)
"Thats what your readers want to know"-Ben Rush
"It's okay its just pain"-Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"Cheeseburgers from the sky, that is not natural"-Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"Can I do that again? It's so cool"-Tara
"I stole it"-Uncle Mike
"Yeah, um do we need to have a conversation on stealing?"-Me
Yep, black...
"Would you buy it if you could have a picnic with all of your friends and family and wear a floppy hat and a sundress?"-Katie (she knows me oh so well)
"Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
[Puts on contact lens]
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!" -Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"Everybody is just a stranger but
that's the danger in going my own way"
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