are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day
you look at the person and you see something more than you did the
night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person
who was just a friend is...suddenly the only person you can ever imagine
yourself with."
"good thinking with the whole not dating him thing....definitely no good taste in music
you dodged a bullet" -Marci
"hahahahahahahaha...YES! This is one of the many reasons I absolutely love you."-me
who'd have thought it? hahahaha"-Heather Good
"I think what’s best for each of us is what’s best for all of us."— Wendla Bergman
I had to go"-Ben Rush
"So you’re not, like, shooting Jack Daniels and doing drugs, The Dirt style?"-Inerviewer
“Uh, no. I drink water and eat oranges.”- The Ready Set
"And you were the only one loosin your mind during ITH.. it was an enjoyable show experience"-Rob Guest (Yeah, I kinda was)
"You're smiling and laughing right now aren't you? I can tell"-Tara (Over the phone)
"Yes"-Me
just sayin."-Rob Guest
Yeah...not such a good yenta...
"Tequila makes your clothes fall off, luckily I layer"-Tara (Me too... Miss. Whitman, me too!)
"Listen to what's in the heart of a child a song so big and one so small soon you will hear where beauty lies you'll hear and you'll recall the sadness, the doubt, all the loss, the grief will belong to some play from the past as the child leads the way to a dream of belief a time of hope to the last" -Spring Awakening (and completely beautiful)
"Not that I condone using someones crush to make them do things for you cause thats what I just did but..."-Tara
You were legitimately upset about that...crazy pants.
"Whenever I costume design a show, it always results in me sitting home sewing and ironing every night of the week before it opens. I’m essentially a fifty year old spinster."-Joe V.
"matchmaker.. geez. what kinda jew are you anyway"- Rob G.
"im not"-me
"...clearly. "-Rob G.
"Do you know who's scared of baby tomatoes?-me
"Im not"-Joe
"Ooh"- Nina (waving salsa at Joe)
"This is pico de gallo it's not the same"-Joe
That was so awkward.
"There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend;
There's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend;And you never know 'til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb.
There's a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of time."
"But she is A MESS IN A DRESS."-Rob G (referring to Brittney Spears)
When it rains it pours...
"Did you mean that the way I thought you meant that?"-Mariah
"I know you like your skin and all but, I think you would look really good with a tan"-Tara
"Oh stop it i've been pigging out all day. I had a whole box of corn dogs"-Rob M.
"Thats impossible you cant eat a whole box of corn dogs"-Tara
"I did"- Rob M.
"Thats inappropriate"-Tara
"Because she snuck boys into her bedroom."-Phillie
"Who does that?"-me
"Who hasnt done that?"-Joe
(Everyone at the table raises their hand except for Lila)
"Well I cant say that"-Lila
"They named him sketch. Thats not even good. And, than one day they forgot what his name was and they kept calling him Fetch"-Tara
Okay, I am not sure if you are aware of this or not...but, I saw Spring Awakening three times this last weekend....thats right three. And, each was worth it. This is a show that I have loved the music for, for such a long time. But, seeing it was really an amazing experience. Its one of those things that makes you walk away with a new attitude, thinking, crying, hoping, with a renewed faith in the world, and a giant smile. Its life changing in a way. I know that sounds silly and naive but, it was wonderful and I am not sure how to actually put it into words. This is a show that makes me love life and makes me so happy to be a part of this amazing art form. It's inspiring and real. See it if you ever have a chance.
"There were rednecks laughing at my parking job. I was laughing at their bad teeth and cigeret habits"-Tara
"(quoteable, anonymously only.)"-Rob G.
It is soooo about your agenda...
"I know what works for me"-Tara
"Thats the lamest text message to sneak up on to ever"-Tara
"Well that doesn't help my tan or my blondeness but i am looking forward to the lovely watching of the snow"-Jenna
"I love that they have a Samari working here now"-Tara
"Are you afraid of dating uncircumcised men or something? lol"-Rob G.
"We don't need to meet you or anything but dont hate us"-Tara
"Da da dut da dut dah"-Michael M.
"Want some sugar sweetie? Even my car thinks your sweet"-Tara
"You're defying gravity today"
"Maybe he was just saying hello to your boobs"-Tara (regarding someone calling me Hills)
"Interesting"-me
"You cant make me be nude in a show"-Ashley Willsey
"Yeah, cuz thats what I was trying to do"-me
"Im creeped out by ear gages. Joe don't ever do it. Its too close to those National Geographic photo shoots"-Tara
"Its that place that told you, you had good hair. Back when you had hair"-Nina
"I dont think your smarter than the NASA App dad"-Joe
"I think I am"-Bernie
"But, I think he's a better bullshitter"-Nina
"Do you know what ala-mode means Hillary? It means ice cream on top"-Tara
"It means 'In the Fashion'"-Bernie
"Check that on your Nasa App pal."-Bernie
"Did you know in the 80's people used to have one long finger nail so they could snort coke"-Bernie
"Thats why they took those tiny little spoons out of McDonalds"-Nina
"This is why I wear my shorts short. I got it on my thigh"Joe V. (regarding the salsa that landed on his thigh)
"I wikipedia'd it but, it didn't sigh like you did so I didn't know how bad it was"-Tara
"Blaring Totally Fucked the whole way there"-me (they made me record it so there was record that I said it...)
"People with nice teeth usually are nice. I mean they have the patience to floss"-Tara 5/21
"Is your ketchup empty or full over there?"-Waitress
"Uh full...TOMATOES"-Tara
"Yeah, ive seen some of your glamour shots"-Tara (to Nina)
"hahahaha"-Joe
"Im going to be shrimp scampi and you're going to be egg plant"- Joe
"Okay"-Erin
***They proceed to rock paper scissors it...eggplant wins and Joe orders Shrimp Scampi***
"Hes just so tall and there is this tiny little bow tie and it gets lost in proportion"-Nina
"Well you cant blame me. Im not wearing a seatbelt"-Jackie (regarding falling over on the tram at Disney)
"Cool because the lady sitting next to me must live at home, alone, with her cat"-Uncle Mike
"Oh, my god Im-a-were-a creeper"-Tara
YUCK....GIANT, GIANT YUCK! Seriously....I will never look at that the same way again.
"She doesnt appreciate my humor. And, you know what she should. Because she lives in the Eustis/Leesburg area which means I am the coolest thing she'll ever meet"-Tara
"He looks like a middle aged midwestern man but short"-Tara
How does one really reply to that?
"Put on your eatin shirt were going to crispers"-Tara
You have crazy weird friends...I am your friend. What in the world does that say about me?
"Dont spit out your food or your boogers"-Tara
"Without my ridiculous your blogs go unfunny and your laughs, un-teared."-Tara Whitman...
Another chapter down in my "Melting Down Through Laughter" book. :)
So...I was confused on how to fix something on my mac....I asked Jenna...this is what proceeded to happen...
"go to finder and select your folder (it probably says hillary)
then drag the documents folder from there to places and doc"-Jenna
"YAY!
Thank you
You rock!"-me
"it was bret and he says that will be 5 million dollars. I hope you played the loto and won.
:)"-Jenna
"I'd go to LA for him. He's my male Sho Sho counterpart :)"-Rob Guest
"I think gentleman should only have facial hair if they are in a show. If you are not in a show no facial hair for you"-Tara (she went on to say that facial hair would be condoned if hunting but only in the winter not in the summer)
"Like seriously, theres water coming out of your face"-Joe V.
"Try again buddy. You could have brought me a ho-ho at least"-Tara
"I just got stitches"
"Oh, okay"-Tara (like it was no big deal)
"btw shoshana bean has a tumblr now
http://shogirl.tumblr.com/"-Joe V.
"hahahaha
are you a shosho lover too?"-me
"of course
i mean, maybe not as big as our heterosexual friend rob guest
but i like her"-Joe V.
"hahahahahahahaha"-me
"Are they going to say inappropriate things like, 'I put out for hoops' or 'I can clean the glass with my ass'"-Tara
"I didn't lie, I just with held information"-Ashley W.
"Id squish you if your butt glowed"-Tara
"It means get friendly with her in a romantic way"-Aunt Elizabeth (explaining what "hit on" means to children)
"If you want a love life no facial hair "-Tara
This makes me smile...http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/16/opinion/16dowd.html .
"Know why its important to buy wine often? You always have a weapon"-Tara
"and now i shall retire
to bed...not to sarasota"-Mr. Ben Rush
"Irony"-Tara
"You are not good at multi tasking"-Willsey
"Ive decided you're the girl next door type. I mean your cute, you're moderately wholesome but, slightly naughty. And, you have good hair."- Miss. Willsey Later she added "and you wear cardigans" (Does this make you laugh...it so made me....moderately wholesome??)
"I dont know if I love the stars at the bottom though
I am not sure they are needed"-me
"I enjoy stars"-Tara
"I just dont get their place"-me
"um well, the one at center is there for me
and next to it, yours
and next to it, jen's"-Tara
"LMAO.. this commerical just came on, and it for some reason makes me think of how u'd talk if u got upset. haha. so i found it on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-3mDtpaPE"- Rob Guest (not true!)
So, this song perfectly relates to you and where you are..."Sort Of" by Ingrid Michaelson
"Thats a lot of Frappe. Get it? Cause its like crap"-Tara
"im not trying to be a jerk
im just curious"-Rob Mobley
"I like this song its sexy"-Tara
"No matter how thick skinned we try to be, there's millions of electrifying nerve endings in there. Open and exposed and feeling way too much. Try as we might to keep from feeling pain, sometimes it's just unavoidable. Sometimes that's the only thing left - just feeling."
"Did I just get the 'You're a girl in my phone' official mass text?"-me
"I think thats enough. Its pretty random and mostly truthful"-Tara
That makes me sad...because you know nothing about that and you have forever ruined one of my favorite things.
"I even scripted that to Hillary Drew language"-Tara
"Let me just read you the deserts. Hold on a minute"-Nina
There are some crazy people out there dating other people....
"Tara you can not make out with Rob Mobley right now because he has facial hair"-me
"Oh, yeah, Hillary cuz thats the only thing holding me back"-Tara
"I am sure you are far more qualified to take down a boy than Megan Fox because she doesn't eat and you do"-Willsey
"I used to hold hands with my friend in elementary school and people used to make fun of us because they said we were gay. But, we didn't know what gay was and we found out and didn't want people to think that we were gay. Irony"
"But everything youll never be You already are to me You were only five years old Playing princess in your mothers clothes Could you feel me standing next to you With my plastic sword and playground shoes Saying if my dear Im Lancelot, Dragons couldnt fell me now. Because everything youll ever be You already are to me"
Can you please just not pop up married.....I would like to know in advance....
"It would be like Mother Theresa and Adolf Hitler got together and formed a scrabble club"-Ashley Willsey
"Date him! Kiss him! cuddle him! Perhaps do dirty dirty things with him?!"-Marci (ridiculous)
Meredith: I mean I'm just saying you and Lexie are a thing now, not just...
Alex: I'm acting like a duck.
Meredith: What?
Alex: I figure if you walk like a duck and quack like a duck, you eventually start to feel like a duck. And Lexie is nice and normal and healthy. I'm acting like a guy who can stick with nice, normal and healthy.
Meredith: You're becoming a duck.
Alex: I am becoming a duck. " (Willsey, this was for you)
And maybe this is going too fast.
And maybe it's not meant to last,
But what do you say to taking chances,
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
Never knowing if there's solid ground below
Or hand to hold, or hell to pay,
What do you say"
"I really want to see that dear juliet movie because it looks like a cute chick flick and no one I hang out with really screams cute chick flick"-Marci
"so, your saying I scream cute chick flick?"-me
"well more than dan at least...haha preggo charlene will also be in town that weekend and I told her I would see it with her she does scream cute chick flick"-Marci
"There was a time our happiness seemed never-ending. I was so sure that where we were heading was right. Life was a road so certain and straight and unbending. Our little road with never a crossroad in sight. Back in the days when we spoke in civilized voices-women in white and sturdy young men at the oar. Back in the days when I let you make all my choices. We can never go back to before"
Forever.
Hillary
