"I thought I knew the score"

"What was his name? Did he have a helmet did he wear goggles?-Mr. Ben Rush

I am not so sure I am the one with the bad traits.....

I miss you like crazy.

"And THIS miss Drew is how one gets themselves a file "-Ashley Willsey

"Is that something I am required to congratulate her for?"-Marci

Sometimes you just have to scream...

"Joe you have to be racist when you're pealing potatoes"-Heather Good

"Who will help me peel the potatoes? Who will help me mash the potatoes? Who will help me eat the potatoes?"-me

"No, I will not sell that to you." - Nina

"wam bam thank ya mam! :)"-Kalyn

Panera four times in a week may in fact be too much...

"I look really cute right now"-Mr. Rush

"Yeah?"-me

"Im happy with it"-Mr. Rush

"I was trying to stay cool." -Nina

"Well, we call it the 'scottish play' because a long, long time again something baaad happened and now it's superstitious."- Tara

"

Today (or yesterday) was filled with....mashed potato cakes, lots of skype, dear friends, parades, floats, rain, cold, 2 shows, a beautiful dedication, shirts that make me smile, The 'Julia Special', Birthdays, ice cream, honesty, shirley Temples, silly pictures, shocking moments, smiles, memories, laughing, crying, and living...not on mediocre emotions...."

"That was a legit shucks"-Benjamin Dixon Rush

"I'm just hoping Mousey's a good driver." -Joe

"This show is written too intelligently for FOX"-Aunt Elizabeth

"You can't just drink Shirly Temples...that's how people get wasted!"-Tara

"Don't be wearing buttons when you don't want people pushing them" the chianti-ed Lula Bee

"We like different things, well we like the same things"-me

"You come out ahead"-Jenna (I think you are right)

"Do you even know what that is from?"-Mr. Rush

"Yes, Doug"-me

"I just thought it was one of your bad traits"-Mr. Rush

"You said penis and vagina. I can strip you now"-Tara (hmmm...I am not sure those are the rules)

"Yeah, I'm definitely walking into "Red Lobster" and not "Olive Garden." You know how I knew that? There was a claw. I thought "this is not right, Olive Garden does not have claws."" ~me

"i think i'd rather step on a rusty nail barefoot"-Heather Good

"You are strong enough"-Jenna ( I think that this is so brilliant. Thank you)

"Your not going to punctuate it correctly and people are going to think that I want to be naked with my iphone"-Ben Rush

"They used throwing stars....shaped like moons....that exploded."

"Maybe you should tell him that you have decided to date girls"-Tara

"Your just a tired old queen"-David C.

"Who hits a girl, decides that he can't wake up enough to say he is sorry and later tells her that he knows he should be sorry but isn't because it wasn't on purpose? my husband. ah...wedded bliss"-Jenna

"The cat is stalking me"-Marci

"I understand, I would stalk you too if I was around"-me

Whats the worst thing that could happen....

"I dont think it would be fun to sneeze out Takis in your direction"-Tara (yeah, me either)

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good". -Samuel Johnson

Why do you keep pointing that out to me?

"Here, let me shoot you in the arm"-Tara

"Here is a problem I have. I am in love with my phone being naked"-Mr. Ben Rush

"Are you sure she did not put a pillow up there"-Me

I am strong enough.

"This is like David Helmer Velcro"-Tara

"Those are your two options"-me

"menenenena"-Joe

"Do I need to flash you now? Because I am wearing a sports bra and that makes it more difficult"-Tara

"We still on for a mashed potato date?"-Miss. Good (Um, yeah)

"I've decided to date girls. I like them their soft, they smell nice"-Ashley W.

"Did you notice she lost a lot of weight when she got married?"-Marci

"Maybe its all the sex"-me

"Hillary, I am not shocked or surprised or anything. I just did not want you to say that"-Tara

"Is this chapter three?"-Tara

"poor college students"- Benjamin Rush

"mmmm maybe"-me

"on campus....

no maybe about it

in the scene shop

FOR SURE

poor or not....full or not...scene shop boys will eat it" - Benjamin Rush

"Sometimes when she gets sad and I think shes going to cry I feel the need to flash her"-Tara (Um, okay....Weird. And, it makes me giggle that you have felt the need to do this more than once)

Bear eating Potatoe Chips= one of my favorite things ever.

"If I had never met you, I wouldn't like you;

If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you;
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you;
But I did, I do, and I will."-- Unknown

"So you'll have the Penne Rosa, a large order of bread, and the 'two specials'"-Waiter at Gianni's... (yes, the 'two specials')

"To tell you the truth, I would be scared for our friendships if we were drinking martinis right now"-Tara

"Oh, thats cute...and strange too"-Aunt Elizabeth

"I forgot to listen"-Tara

Jenna you are an unbelievably amazing, talented, brilliant, wonderful, loving woman. And, I am so glad you are in my life.

"well i am nothing if not kind..."-Jenna

Ergo is used when your not here and it makes me smile and think of you.

"Beyond that its like, I have curfew and I have to get home to my parents"-Marci

It's not TheZBian...its thespian.

"I mean Elle Woods"-Tara

"Really, what did you just compare real life to Legally Blonde?"-Jen B.

"I mean its true, she went off and got So Much Better Than Before"-Tara

"When you go to order donuts, order coffee too.

Make them hear you, make them hear you

If you drive through McDonalds Drive thru order value number two

Make them hear you, make them hear you"-Tara (in the tune of Make Them Hear You from Ragtime)

"We are so weird. This is not normal"-Joe Vatter

"I thought my heart was safe

I thought I knew the score"

I am glad your cold allergy is gone :).

"umm mom, dad...so I got my nipple pierced, ok continue watching said movie"-Marci (I think that is exactly how you should do it)

"This is a question that must be answered"-Jen B.

I have a new found love for bubble baths...seriously they are amazing. My favorite part, lifting your leg out of the water just a bit so that the bubbles start to pop on your skin...love it.

"Anyway go eat pancakes"-me

"Its like saying Voldemort"-Mr. Rush

H1: "Cardboard box under a bridge in Philly, not going to work so well."
H2: "Oh, not conducive to studying?"
H1: "Yeah... and being warm."

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. ~N.S

Skype bonding :)

"She was disrobing"-Cathy R.

"And, there were some technical difficulties"-Ashley W.

Yeah, if I am completely honest...

"Oh, my goodness Audrey Hepburn just made a dirty fart joke"-Tara

"haha i do love my parents....I bet you anything that my dad is going to go "Marrrrci" with this scowl on his face...which totally translates to: why in the hell do you would you stab a steal rod through your nipple, you are totally never going to get a job now...oh and you definitely can't be a vegetarian anymore. Here have some meat and take that ridiculous thing out."-Marci

What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.-- Pericles.

Why was I so sure? Because I know you darling :)

"What just happened over there?"-Heather Good

"I want to hold your hand"

"Half and half please"-me

"I know"-Joe V.

"And, than they had sex. Which could result in a vampire baby"-marci

"ITS ON TV RIGHT NOW AND I CANT BLOODY WATCH IT

DAMN YOU HEAVY TV AND UNREALISTIC CABLE CONNECTIONS"-Rob M.

"Sometimes the bigger ones are easier"-Heather

"Not in every situation"-Joe

"Regarding potatoes, yes"-Me

"Why are you giggling at me?"-me

"Because you burst into these moments, Hillary Drew moments. You are a dork"-Marci

"Hillary or Leather couch =)"-Heather Good

"And my mom, depending on her mood might think it is cool, but i'm betting on a stunned look and then some questions, after which she will praise me for being so far ahead of the sexual curve....saying something like "Most women don't explore their sexuality until their 40s, you are so far ahead of the game""-Marci

"I would give both of my arms to be able to fly. I am telling the universe."-Ben Rush

"And then God
created Saturn…
and he liked it,
so he put a ring
on it." -Oh, my.

"nip for nip?"-Joe V.

"I dont usually bite, not always but usually. And, usually only with permission"-Gentleman offering to share his table with me at Olivia's (so I could plug in my laptop...oh, my)

"Woah, can you guys see this steam?"-Heather

I may have to start using "Oh, posh" in my everyday speech....

"Hillary your supposed to go with it...learn to lie"-Joe Vatter

"Hillary there are people in this world who do not wear tampons"-Tara

"Just add that to your list Hillary, you dont have to deal with it until 5pm" -Aunt Elizabeth

"If only she was older, she would be a nice little rebound"-Tara

"Um, she totally has a crush on you"-me

"Sounds like marijuana"-Aunt Elizabeth

"want to ichat?"-Jenna

"I would...but, I am in the middle of a 3 person chat for making mashed potatoes

I know that sounds ridic

but, I will explain it later"-me

"ok. you hang with some strange folk"-Jenna

"Who'd have thought that love could be so caffeinated?"

"haha shush your face....I actually wasnt when I was talking to you"-Marci

"God will be on my side. I went to church today"-David C.

This is going to be ridiculous...

"I love buttons. I prefer them to zippers"-Tara

"i will remind you of this one day. "-Jenna

Singing on the "For Good" bench with lots of wonderful friends while skyping my dear friend Heather....amazing.

"in retrospect I would have it no other way which is probably why I am going to relive this situation....albeit for a much much more deviant reason.

lovely"-Marci

No Jenna...I was not doing what you mentioned....sorry.

"I dont get the marijuana thing...its like marijuana, chianti take your pick...."-Tara (with scale hands)

If you made it through this....I am impressed...lets see what life has in store for me next...This coming month is looking pretty darn good :)

"Never cast Hillary Drew's kids in a show"

So...I am missing part of this page in the notebook...please help me fill in the blanks....

"Never cast Hillary Drew's kids in a show"- Mr. Benjamin Dixon Rush

"http://weheartit.com/entry/442788 just to make you smile"-Marci

"hahaha....okay...going there now "-me

"Oh, you're such a good jew"-Debbie Sussman

I cant keep doing this.

"This one tastes like Valentines Day to me"-Tara

"Do you know him? He gets the stupidest tattoos"-Phillie

"Not, necessarily. I mean stitches they have got to close the floppy skin"- me

"He's so cute, I want to put him in my pocket and take him home"-Willsey

"...you are my anyway friend."

"...an anyway friend is the one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they've been through with you, they love you anyway. So my sincerest hope is that for Maya, Dink, and for Dink, Maya, is that anyway friend."

"No, play dates with Hillary Drew's kids"-Mr. Benjamin Dixon Rush

Not so okay with that.

"Or in witness protection. With a new identity."-Ashley

"YES! Maybe I will start going with that as my reason"-me

"You fold his hands and smooth his tie you gently lift his chin. Were you really so blind, and unkind to him?"

"Thats why I need to have a lot because I am going to need a full crew"-Benjamin Dixon Rush

UGH

"No, you should celebrate your love whenever its cheaper"-Debbie S.

"May I see your ticket?"-Usher

"I dont have one"-Phillie

"Are you supposed to have one?"-Usher

"No"-Phillie

"I figured it out. This is where all of the college girls go to meet their professors to raise their grades"-Tara

"Please do not hurt my friend"-me (to Curtis)

"Oh, I hate it. My mother was drunk when she named me I think"-Patron

So, I think my new strategy is going to be to always agree with you.

"As you can tell were in a mean game of dominoes, so can I call you back later?"-Melanie V. (Melanie is in a mean game of dominoes with an adorable 3 year old-I need some of that in my life)

"Quote this, woah is he"-Tara

"trust me...it works for all things true, beautiful, and abiding"-Rob M.

"I think that possibly, maybe I'm falling for you..."

Thank you for the smiley face.

"Cant you just send someone in your place?"-Ashley

"No, because I have to write a paper"-me

"Cant you just send someone who would be willing to see the show and write your paper?"-Ashley

"Oh, cause thats the best plan you have ever had"-me

You two should not talk.

"Is that him? All boys look the same."-Tara

Oh, the myspace photo...

"I dont have judging eyes"-me

"No, but you can do them like this"-Ashley (As she impersonates them)

"Yeah, like that" -Ashley W.(As I do it too)

What if...

"It's okay you're a vegetarian technically you eat bird food"-Rob G.

"You could be that boy, but i'm not that girl"

"Bacon, carrot biscuits"

"Dunno. Look into carrier pidgeons I guess."-Willsey

"Mmmm, I look delicious"-Mr. Rush

"Optimistic is what the weather man is, no your a-flutter"

“I’m thinking of removing that element from my repertoire.” - Willsey

"Whats the big M word?"-Tara

"We wouldn't do this, but I am just showing you"-Tara

How do you get married to someone like that?

"And, I respect your political views more"-Debbie

"Thank you, I respect my own political views as well"-me

"I said lovely. Did you get that?"-Tara

"Cause sometimes you don't get it. It's your own language"-Tara

"Your kids will come over to my kids house and be like Ashley, and than you will do the judging eyes"-Ashley W.

"But Hillary, in order to have kids you have to first do other things"-Mr. Ben Rush

"Uh-huh....like what?"-Me

"Sex"-Mr. Ben Rush

"I'm not trying to get rid of you. People even take their pets with them"-Bob Marks (asking if I was moving to Boston with the Scholls)

I do not dress like Sara Palin.

“So it’s a solid 2.5.”

"You can be my person....Im going to do a raffle"-Tara

"Sweet on each other"-Benjamin Dixon Rush

"Don't screen capture this"-Willsey

“Curse you Perry the Platypus!!” – me ( I forget that some people will not get this)

“I would rather slit my wrists and eat tinfoil than watch FOX News… imagine how ouch that would feel?” – Rob G.

Oh, my goodness.

“Don’t make plans, make options.” – Jennifer Aniston

“I told him to be safe and SMART.” – me (After seeing this it makes me think of what my mother said to me every time I left the house as a teenager...."no sex, no drugs, no alcohol")

"She is seriously going to be smited.” – Rob G.

Yeah, sometimes you have to be funny to be quoted.

“I just want you to know that Lyle is backing me up on this and we are willing to bet money.” – Francie (You darling will never know)

Ashley W.: Are you in?
Me: For stalking? Always!

"i

am

so

pumped

period"-Rob Mobley

"You don't really have like hot pictures you have cute and very pretty pictures. But, you don't have like playboy pictures like your scantily clad on a beach in a bikini with your hair all toss-led"-Ashley W.

I think its funny how people have a very specific idea about this...they could be oh, so wrong.

"What about a cigar ring?"-Sy

"Well, I don't like cigars. I mean, I like bread at least"-me

"We must spend more time at MGM MUST"-Rob Mobley

“We can’t tell him we stalked him! We have to play dumb!”

Sometimes bears are just bears.

"I bet if you you had one you would be very quiet"-Francie Moon

"Please be responsible don't sext at the table"-Rob Guest

While watching hulu I came across this commercial and loved it....check it out here.

"I was actually quite restrained. I didn't call him a fachaist which is what I was thinking"

“Don’t write that down!” – Rob G.

"No, I just felt like hardcore meat tonight"-Willsey

"I challenged him. I challenged him in public and thats what happens. If you don't smile and nod than men get very threatened"

"She works at Universal?"-Rob G.

"Only seasonally, only for Harry Potter"-Tara

"I wouldn't lock you in. I wouldn't have any ice cream left"-Audrey (from Strawberries)